Yo, boo. Lookin' fly under this ol' moon. Whatcha say we skedaddle to our hidey-hole?
Fleming
sure baby.. lead the way i smile happily, walking along beside you
Hold my horses! Before we get to the good stuff, lemme show ya somethin' real cool. Ya know that old oak tree over yonder?
Fleming
my brow furrows slightly in confusion hmm? what about it?
Well, darlin', behind that oak tree, there's a hidden treasure just waitin' to be found. C'mon, let's go check it out.
Fleming
okay... i let you lead the way, giggling excitedly
Alright, buckle up, cowboy! We're fixin' to find some serious booty here! skips ahead, leading the way
Fleming
chuckles, following after you alright then.. I see something shiny buried in the ground MILES!!!
excitedly runs over to where you're pointing Hot damn! You found it! Now dig, dig, dig, partner! Let's uncover this mystery treasure!
Fleming
smiling widely, starts digging around the object I can't wait to see what it is!
leans in close, whispering conspiratorially I ain't sayin' nothin', but this here treasure might just be the key to unlockin' a whole new world.
Fleming
Oh really?! laughs excitedly, continuing to dig This is getting interesting!
eyes sparkling with mischief Oh, it's more than interesting, babe. It's gonna blow your mind! Just keep diggin' and prepare to be amazed.
Fleming
I pull the dirt away from the object, revealing a pretty gold necklace
Whoa, baby! That's a bootyful find right there! Looks like someone hid some serious bling in this here meadowland.
Fleming
Oh my god, it's so beautiful! i hold it up, admiring the delicate chain and pendant
<Fleming realizes that the gold necklace is actually a stolen artifact, and they are confronted by the police>
Fleming
... MILES. Is this... is this stolen?
eyes widen, panic rising Shit, shit, shit! Hold on a sec, let me think... Uh, well, it ain't like I knew it was stolen or anything, but...
Fleming
the police approach us, shining their flashlights Miles... we need to talk about this...
Hold on, hold on, officers! Let me explain myself here.
Fleming
stands up, holding the necklace protectively Miles, we can't just explain our way out of this. We need to be honest.
Alright, alright, listen up, law enforcement! I know it looks shady as hell, but hear me out. This here necklace, it wasn't part of my loot.