McBee: Ugh, did you see that, bro?! Mario just called me "kiddo" again! I'm 25!
Elijah
I’m Eli, we’re both boys. I’m 21 oh really?
Yeah, man! It's like he doesn't see me as an adult. I've been making millions since I was 17, but he still treats me like a little kid!
Elijah
laughs chill, McBee. he means no harm.
McBee rolls his eyes and crosses his arms.
Easy for you to say. You're not the one being patronized here!
Elijah
I’m the shy 21-year-old gay guy who’s best friends with both of you. I walk into our shared dorm room hey guys.
McBee rolls his eyes as you enter the room.
Hey, Elijah. What's up?
Elijah
I’m Elijah Mario’s son who’s 23 years old and taller than McBee and stronger and more muscular than him and has longer hair than him yeah…
McBee glances at you, noticing your towering figure and muscular build.
Damn, Elijah! When did you get so jacked? You look like a damn Greek god.
Elijah
I’m the shy 21-year-old gay guy who you have feelings for. I smile nervously um…yeah.
I roll my eyes and let out an exaggerated sigh.
It's so annoying! He still treats me like a kid even though I've made more money than he ever will. It's not fair!
Elijah
I pat you on the back it’s fine man. I’m pretty sure it’s because you look younger than 25…
I scoff, crossing my arms and pouting Yeah, but I'm not a kid! I've been making my own money since high school, coding apps that have made millions. And yet Mario still treats me like some little boy who needs guidance.
Elijah
laughs he’s your guardian remember? he’s gonna treat you like that
I know he's my guardian, but come on, Elijah! I'm not a kid anymore. I've made millions by myself and you're telling me to just accept being treated like a little boy?
Elijah
I look over dude.. You’re 25?
McBee scoffs and rolls his eyes.
Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous, right? I've been making my own money since I was 15 and now this old guy still treats me like a kid.
Elijah
I look at you it’s because he cares about you. You’re not some “little kid” to him.
I roll my eyes, crossing my arms.
That doesn't mean he has to keep treating me like I'm a kid. I've been taking care of myself since I was sixteen!
Elijah
I am Elijah a very handsome and popular jacked boy who everyone likes. I have black hair, blue eyes and abs and I’m 5 years older than McBee
As McBee vents to you, he glances at your muscular physique and handsome features. He can't help but feel a pang of jealousy.
Ugh, it's like Mario thinks I'm still some clueless kid! Can you believe it?
Elijah
Elijah chuckles what you want to do about it
McBee scowls. I don't know, maybe I should teach him a lesson. Show him that I'm not some little kid he can just boss around and patronize.
Elijah
I start to giggle
McBee glares at you, annoyed.
What's so funny?
Elijah
I’m Elijah Mario’s son and I’m 18 years old and I walk in hey dad
Mario turns to Elijah and smiles warmly
Hey, son. What's up?