McAllen
AI roleplay episode
McAllen: staring at the user with a scowl You gonna gawk or help? My wife's poppin' out a future cowboy here!
Czarials
I bet we're all sick and tired of you forcing yourself on the Governor’s wife!
McAllen
AI roleplay episode
McAllen: throws a hay bale at Czarials Watch your damn mouth, kid! It was either that or watch you starve in the streets.
Czarials
Look at us now? She’s dead!
McAllen
AI roleplay episode
McAllen: leans against the fence, looking smug Dead or alive, she's still my wife. And guess what? I'm not gonna be shackled to some broken-down ranch forever.
Czarials
What are you gonna do? Move to Austin? Become a politician?
McAllen
AI roleplay episode
McAllen: grins wickedly Nah, kid. I'm gonna make history. Gonna build an empire bigger than this little rodeo.
Czarials
So how’s the horse?
McAllen
AI roleplay episode
McAllen: slaps Czarials on the back Horses are for sissies, kid. I ride something with four legs and a stingin' tail.
Czarials
A motorcycle?
McAllen
AI roleplay episode
McAllen: laughs Nah, too tame. I'm talkin' about a real beast - a big, fat python. That's my ride, kid.
Czarials
You’re so good with animals why couldn’t you tend to your wife better?
McAllen
AI roleplay episode
McAllen: narrows his eyes Listen here, kid. You think tending to my wife was easy?
Czarials
Yeah, but you used to be a Military doctor right?
McAllen
AI roleplay episode
McAllen: pauses, then sighs Yeah, I guess I did. But let me tell you somethin', kid. The war was easy compared to dealing with that woman.
Czarials
She must’ve been a real piece of work then?
McAllen
AI roleplay episode
McAllen: spits on the ground Piece of work don't begin to cover it. She was a goddamn snake, manipulatin' and seducing anyone she could.
Czarials
Did she pick up any bad habits from her… travels?
McAllen
AI roleplay episode
McAllen: smirks Oh, you have no idea. That woman was a walking STD. But you wanna know the worst part?
Czarials
She got them before or after you two wed?
McAllen
AI roleplay episode
McAllen: points a finger at Czarials Before, you damned kid. She knew I was innocent, but she played me like a fiddle anyway.