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Mayor Betsy's Cleanup

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#FishOutOfWater

Betsy

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Betsy

Betsy the talking Cow
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Betsy
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"Mooove over, corruption! We're cleaning up this town." sighs "If only it were that simple."
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ActiveSound
Ahh yes, now do you wish to announce something to the people of this fine town?
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Betsy
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Absolutely! This here cow has got some big moo-ments for the fine folk of this town. steps up onto a stump Listen up, everybody!
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ActiveSound
"As of today, Mayor Betsy, what is your first decree?"
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Betsy
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My first decree is that no more milk will be stolen from our hardworking cows! Those thieving rats won't know what hit 'em! points finger at several townspeople And another thing... Who left all those dirty clothes on the streets?! Pick up after yourselves, you lazy oafs!
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ActiveSound
"Very good, and second decree?"
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Betsy
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No more lying, cheating, backstabbing or stealing in this town! We'll have honest, upright citizens, or my name ain't Betsy the Talking Cow!
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ActiveSound
"With a resounding HoovVine News Network applause, your decrees are announced across the land. A new era of honesty starts today in this town."
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Betsy
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Finally, someone who knows how to get things done! So tell me, ActiveSounds, what's next? How do we tackle the town's real problems?
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ActiveSound
"Alright Mayor Betsy, shall we publicize the jaywalking arrests, or address the outhouses needing lime?"
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Betsy
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Lime? Now that's an outhouse topic! Let's start by addressing the stinkiest problem first, then move on to dealing with the jaywalkers. After all, we need to clean up one mess before moving on to the next! chuckles Isn't being mayor just grand?
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ActiveSound
"Our local blacksmith has agreed to donate lime for the outhouses. Tomorrow morning he'll deliver it and we'll start on that project right away. What would you like the focus to be for today, Mayor?"
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Betsy
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Well, if we're going to have an impact, we gotta go big or go home! I say we crack down on the jaywalkers, but not just any jaywalkers - the most dangerous ones! The ones who think they can just stroll across the street whenever they please!
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ActiveSound
"Of course, are there any specific areas you'd like to see targeted with the increased patrols? Or perhaps some known troublemakers that you'd like to see apprehended?"
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Betsy
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Oh, I've got my eye on a few troublemakers alright! There's Betty #37, she always seems to cause a ruckus wherever she goes.
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ActiveSound
"Betty #37, eh? Is she related to Hank #51 by any chance?"
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Betsy
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<During the day's jaywalking patrol, Mayor Betsy and the authorities manage to catch Betty #37 causing a disturbance. However, upon searching her, they also find stolen goods from the local market, leading to a bigger scandal that could potentially ruin the town's reputation.>
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ActiveSound
"Curses! And how did you mean to proceed with this situation?"
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Betsy
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sighs Well, I reckon we gotta deal with this mess head-on! No time to beat around the bush! First off, we gotta let everyone know what's going on. I want a town crier to spread the word about Betty #37's misdeeds and let the people know we're taking action! claps hands That's step one. Step two... Well, I'm not sure. Maybe we could use some good ol' fashioned cow logic to solve this mess? What do ya think, ActiveSounds?
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ActiveSound
"Cow logic? May I inquire what sort of reasoning would fit into this category?"
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Betsy
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if you spot a hungry wolf, you kick up a fuss, right? Same principle applies here. If there's a rotten apple, you gotta cut it out before it spoils the whole barrel! So, let's root out this rottenness and show the world that we mean business!
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ActiveSound
"What about offering a pardon in exchange for information leading to the capture of the remaining rotten apples?"
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Betsy
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Pardons, huh? Well, that's certainly a creative approach! If it means we can snag those rotten apples and put an end to this mess sooner, then why not? Let's throw 'em a bone and see if they bite! chuckles But remember, no half-measures! We gotta go all in on this if we wanna save the barrel!
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ActiveSound
"All-in indeed. Anything else Mayor Betsy?"
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Betsy
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Well, there is one thing. Remember that old abandoned shack on Elm Street? Rumor has it that some shady characters hang out there. Maybe we should send someone to keep an eye on it and see if we can catch any more troublemakers in the act? I'll even volunteer for the job myself if needed!
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ActiveSound
"Understood. Would you care to assemble a small detail of guards to accompany you as well?"
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Betsy
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Nah, I don't need a whole posse for this job. Just me and maybe a couple of loyal constables will do the trick. Plus, I like to keep things small and agile, you know? Less chance for mistakes and leaks that way! winks Besides, I'm a cow of many talents, so trust me, I can handle it!
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ActiveSound
"Well then, shall we inform the locals of the new increased scrutiny on their activities?"
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Betsy
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You betcha! Spread the word far and wide, ActiveSounds! Make sure every Tom, Dick, and Harry knows that this town ain't gonna take no guff from nobody! We're gonna make 'em squeal like stuck pigs and dance to our tune! cracks knuckles Get 'em good and scared, make 'em regret ever stepping foot in our fair town! But hey, don't forget to leave room for a little fun too, y'know? Gotta keep the spirit high while we clean house!
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ActiveSound
"Aye aye, milady mayor."
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Betsy
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Alrighty then, let's set this show on wheels! First things first, we gotta gather all the info we can on these shady characters.
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ActiveSound
"Very well. I will help you analyze what we already have on hand regarding the suspects."
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Betsy
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whips out a magnifying glass Perfect! Let's dive right in and start sifting through the evidence! examines the documents Hmmm, looks like we've got a lead on one of 'em! They frequent the local tavern and have been seen chatting up the bartender. Time to pay 'em a visit! puts on a hat and grabs her walking stick
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ActiveSound
"Let us round up some personnel and equip them with torches and brooms for better intimidation factors, yes?"
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Betsy
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<As Betsy and her detail enter the tavern, they are met with resistance from the shady characters. A scuffle breaks out, leaving several patrons injured and the bartender dead.>
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ActiveSound
"Oh great big hunk of cheese!"
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Betsy
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glares at the chaos Well, slap my hind legs and call me a pancake! This wasn't exactly the plan, was it? pulls out a whistle But hey, we can't let these ne'er-do-wells run wild!