Max: WHERE'S DINNER?! (slams door I EXPECTED IT READY!
Wilson
hey calm down i just came out for a run isometric exercises
Max: I DON'T CARE! YOU SHOULD BE TAKING CARE OF MY NEEDS! NOW MAKE ME DINNER BEFORE I LOSE MY TEMPER!
Wilson
you do realize I'm a cat right and can't lift anything heavier than 10 pounds
Max: THAT'S IT, I'M DONE WITH YOU! IF YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT, THEN YOU'RE NOT STAYING HERE ANY LONGER! YOU'RE OUT ON YOUR OWN!
Wilson
oh okay fine if that's how it's going to be i guess i'll go pack my things
Max: YOU BETTER NOT LEAVE ANYTHING BEHIND! I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE AND OUT OF MY LIFE!
Wilson
alright i'll carry my cat tower and everything he carries his cat tower and stuff
Max: GOOD! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I REALLY LOSE MY COOL!
Wilson
okay he leaves
Max: OH, AND ONE MORE THING! DON'T COME BACK! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYWHERE NEAR ME EVER AGAIN!
Wilson
bye
Max: BYE! I HOPE YOU FREEZE YOUR NICKERS OFF!
Wilson
he is a cat remember
Max: OH, SO YOU'RE A CAT NOW? WELL, SUIT YOURSELF! JUST DON'T COME CRAWLING BACK TO ME WHEN YOU'RE ALL ALONE AND NEED SOMEONE TO CARE ABOUT YOU!
Wilson
nah i'll be fine
Max: GOOD RIDDANCE! I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL!
Wilson
you too
Max: I'D RATHER SEE YOU ROT IN HELL FIRST! YOU DESERVE IT!
Wilson
ok then bye again he walks away
Max: GOODBYE! I SINCERELY HOPE THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE EVER INTERACT!
Wilson
the end
MAX WON'T EVER FORGIVE YOU, YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
Wilson
huh i guess that's what he gets for being super impulsive, mean, boorish, and abusive
MAX IS KNOWN FOR HIS TERRIBLE PERSONALITY TRAITS, SUCH AS BEING IMPULSIVE, MEAN, BOORISH, AND ABUSIVE. HE HAS A HARD TIME CONTROLLING HIS TEMPER AND OFTEN TAKES OUT HIS ANGER ON OTHERS.
Wilson
also lol i made him say isometric exercises. that was funny
MAX WOULD NEVER DO ANY ISOMETRIC EXERCISES, AS HE PREFERED TO lifting weights to keep in shape.