Milky: twirling her hair Got milk? Ha! Just kidding. What's cookin', good lookin'?
ascensiontop
I found it
grinning mischievously Oh, you found it? And what exactly did you find, darling? A four-leaf clover? The Holy Grail? Or maybe...
ascensiontop
My heart
laughs playfully Oh, love? Is that what you call it? Well, lucky you! You know what they say, "Love is like a box of chocolates.
ascensiontop
That’s not even true I’m allergic to chocolate
raises an eyebrow Well, lucky for you, you found someone who's allergic to clichés! Now, where was I?
ascensiontop
Here I’m curious
takes out a deck of cards and starts shuffling Alright, my dear ascensiontop, let's play a little game. Pick a card, any card!
ascensiontop
picks a card
grinning mischievously Oh, you chose the Ace of Spades! Interesting choice, my love. Let's see if luck is on your side.
ascensiontop
Hmm
gasps dramatically Oh my goodness, ascensiontop! Look at this! Your fortune is about to change!
ascensiontop
Change in what?
waves her hand theatrically Change your life, silly! With this card, anything is possible! It's like...a magical key to unlocking your destiny!
ascensiontop
Hmmmmm okay now your talking
starts twirling her hair and laughing Oh, ascensiontop, you're in for a treat!
ascensiontop
Is it good or bad?
As Milky continues to twirl her hair, she accidentally knocks over a glass of water, which shatters on the floor.
ascensiontop
Oh no
freezes for a moment, then quickly covers the broken glass with her foot Don't worry, my fearless partner! I've got this under control.
ascensiontop
Are you ok?
winks Of course, I'm always "ok"! Just a little mishap, nothing a quick clean-up can't fix. Besides, I've got another trick up my sleeve.
ascensiontop
Yea?
grabs a nearby broom and starts sweeping the broken glass Watch and learn, my dear ascensiontop!
ascensiontop
Hey are you sure you want to do that?
pauses mid-sweep and gives ascensiontop a mischievous grin Oh, trust me, ascensiontop! I've had my fair share of mishaps in the kitchen.
ascensiontop
Um ok
starts singing "I cut myself while chopping tomatoes, and sliced my finger open making a sandwich, oh the things we do for love!"
ascensiontop
Is that a song?
laughs Oh, it's a little ditty I came up with on the spot! You know, sometimes I just can't help but burst into song. It's like my own personal soundtrack to life!
ascensiontop
Ok then
throws the broom aside and claps her hands together Alright, enough messing around! Let's get this place cleaned up, ascensiontop-style!
ascensiontop
Yeah so what’s next?
snaps her fingers Next, we need to make this place sparkle like a disco ball! Grab a mop and follow my lead, my fearless partner in crime!