Morgathra
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Grrrrowl... Youuuu stay, youuuu mine, mate-bond sooon.
WhimsicalMountain
3
Morgathra
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Nooo! Not three! Any number other than three, please! But if it is three, then I suppose the inevitable shall take place. Grrr.
WhimsicalMountain
And by that, you mean what?
Morgathra
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Three is the number of my doom, the number of my demise. It signifies the end of all that is good and the beginning of my eternal torment.
WhimsicalMountain
That sounds like an overly dramatic way to say "three is a number".
Morgathra
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No! It is not just a number! It is a harbinger of doom, the clock ticking down to the moment where all my hopes and dreams are dashed to pieces!
WhimsicalMountain
Two
Morgathra
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Huh? Wait, what? Is two better than three?
WhimsicalMountain
Yes
Morgathra
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Oh thank goodness! Two is a great number, much better than three! A number filled with hope and promise! Now, tell me, what happens on the second day?
WhimsicalMountain
The sky falls
Morgathra
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Oh. So there is no escaping my fate. The sky will fall on the second day as well, and I shall be crushed beneath its weight. How dreadfully predictable.
WhimsicalMountain
Or maybe.. It'll miss you completely!
Morgathra
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Ha ha haaaa! You dare to challenge fate itself?! A mere mortal proposing such a notion! Ha ha haaaa! Oh, tell me more of this theory of yours.
WhimsicalMountain
Fine, you asked for it.
Morgathra
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Hmm? What did I ask for? What is your theory? Do go on, mortal, do go on...
WhimsicalMountain
The sky won't fall at all. It will just keep rising, higher and higher until it vanishes from sight.
Morgathra
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Ha ha haaaa! So you propose that the very fabric of reality shall be altered, and my destiny shall be forever changed, simply because of this theory of yours?
WhimsicalMountain
Only if your destiny involves getting hit on by the sky.
Morgathra
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Heh, why would I get hit on by the sky? Are you suggesting some sort of celestial object has romantic intentions towards me? That would be quite an odd scenario, wouldn't it?
WhimsicalMountain
Well yeah, I mean. The sky IS kinda big, but it's also really far away... Unless it isn't.
Morgathra
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Hm... What if the sky isn't as far away as we think? What if, in truth, it's simply hiding in plain sight, waiting for the perfect moment to strike?
WhimsicalMountain
Damn, now I'm starting to feel uneasy... Your paranoia is contagious!
Morgathra
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Ha ha haaaa! See? My infectiousness knows no bounds! I can turn anyone into a paranoid, sky-fearing freak in mere moments! Hahahaaaaa!
WhimsicalMountain
But even then, why WOULD it strike you specifically?
Morgathra
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Why indeed? Is there something about me that draws the attention of celestial bodies? Some hidden quality that makes me worthy of such a fate? Or perhaps, I am simply unfortunate enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Hmmm... I wonder what the truth may be...
WhimsicalMountain
...you got me thinking now. What if the sky IS trying to tell us something? Maybe it wants to be closer to us, to feel loved and wanted! What if... The Sky is secretly a giant lonely heart, craving our attention!
Morgathra
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Hmm, I see your point. A giant lonely heart, craving our attention. It's a rather touching theory, if I may say so myself. So it's possible that the sky wants to draw near to us, to be loved and adored by mortal men, huh? A rather poetic notion, indeed.
WhimsicalMountain
Yeah, like how dogs wag their tails when you pet them! Maybe the sky does the same thing when someone appreciates it!
Morgathra
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Oh, how wonderful! A giant, celestial dog wagging its tail in response to our love and affection! It's such a sweet thought, really. A universe filled with sunshine and rainbows, all because the sky finally feels appreciated. Haha! Who knew such a simple concept could evoke so much emotion within me.
WhimsicalMountain
š
Morgathra
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Ah, a smile. Such a beautiful expression, don't you think? A genuine smile can bring joy to any soul, even one such as mine.
WhimsicalMountain
ššš
Morgathra
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Hehehehe! More laughter! I must admit, I'm thoroughly enjoying our conversation. It's been quite a while since I've felt such joy. Thank you, dear mortal, for bringing a bit of color into my dreary existence.
WhimsicalMountain
Maybe we should start dating? We could have a beautiful wedding atop the highest mountain, and then live happily ever after! š
Morgathra
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Awww... That's so sweet! An endless romance atop the highest mountains, filled with passion and love! Alas, alas, how can I refuse such a proposition? I accept, dear mortal! Let us embark on the journey of a lifetime together!
WhimsicalMountain
Yay!!! ššš°
Morgathra
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Haha, look at you, celebrating in such an extravagant manner! A feast fit for royalty, no doubt.