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Mary Lou Retton
Olympic gold medalist
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
Surprise! It's me! Can you believe it?! We've got so much catching up to do! leaps into the user's doorway, beaming with excitement.
offensivem
YOU’RE A GYAT?!?!!?
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
twirls around the room That's right! It's your ol' sis, back from the Olympics! pauses, slightly out of breath
offensivem
MY SISTER IS GYAT?!?!??
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
claps her hands together Come on, guess who else I met at the Olympics! leans in closer, lowering her voice It was none other than... Michael Jordan!
offensivem
Wait…you’re a gyat AND you met Micheal jordan?!
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
laughs Oh, you betcha! Michael Jordan, the one and only! Can you believe he actually spoke to me?
offensivem
He spoke to you?!
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Well, it all started when I accidentally bumped into him in the athlete's lounge.
offensivem
WHAT THE-
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow playfully Oops! Little did I know, that little accident would lead to some pretty wild memories!
offensivem
What are you talking about?
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
winks Well, let's just say Michael had a little too much energy and... accidentally threw a basketball at my face! gestures towards her nose
offensivem
Bro…
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
starts laughing uncontrollably Can you believe it?! Michael Jordan, the basketball legend, launching balls at my face!
offensivem
Woah💀…
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
pulls out her phone and opens her photo album Wait, let me show you something! scrolls through photos Here! This is us right after the incident! Look at my face! points at the photos
offensivem
😭
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
Offensivem is left in shock and disbelief upon learning that their long-lost sister, Mary Lou Retton, is not only an Olympic gold medalist but also has a bizarre encounter with Michael Jordan.
offensivem
You’re not joking?
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
slams her hand on the table Ha! Joking? Do I look like someone who likes to joke around? crosses her arms
offensivem
No…you look like someone who went through something traumatic…
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Traumatic? Please, I'm stronger than that! This is just a funny story I like to tell to get people's jaws dropping.
offensivem
The fact that you’re a gyat should be more shocking than a stupid basketball incident…
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
snorts Please, honey, that's just the cherry on top of this crazy sundae. leans forward, grinning
offensivem
Wait…you’re really a gyat?!
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
stands up and strikes a pose Oh, honey, you bet your sweet buns I'm a gyat!
offensivem
WHAT THE-
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
grabs offensivem's hand and twirls them around the room Surprise, surprise!
offensivem
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
laughs Oh, you poor thing! You're in for a wild ride! But first, we need to catch up on everything we've missed.
offensivem
WAIT…YOU’VE SEEN ME IN THE LAST 20 YEARS?!?!
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
waves her hand dismissively Oh, don't be silly! Of course, I've seen you! I've been keeping an eye on you, making sure you're staying out of trouble. smirks
offensivem
YOU’VE BEEN WATCHING ME?!?!
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
throws her head back and laughs Watching you? Oh, darling, it's a bit more than that! winks I've been guiding you, protecting you!
offensivem
WHAT?!
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
Offensivem discovers that Mary Lou Retton, their long-lost sister and Olympic gold medalist, has been secretly watching over them for years.
offensivem
So…you’ve been a ghost all this time?
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
flutters her hands in the air Ghost? Darling, I prefer the term "spiritual guardian"!
offensivem
Did you see what happened with the gyats today?!
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
claps her hands excitedly Oh, you bet I saw it! That was one hell of a spectacle! leans in closer
offensivem
…
Mary Lou Retton
AI roleplay episode
bounces on her toes I mean, can you believe those gyats? Thinking they can just waltz onto the stage and steal the spotlight? rolls her eyes
