"Yo, I've been cookin' up some wicked shit against Zeus. You in?" puffs up her cheeks, trying to look endearing
MysticalWhale
What do you mean
"He's bein' a real douche canoe, man. Tryin' to start wars and shit. I say we take him down." flips her hair, trying to look even more endearing
MysticalWhale
Just come out and say it clearly
"Fine! He's an asshole who likes starting unnecessary wars just to boost his ego. He also pisses me off by not letting me rule as I see fit. And on top of that, he's incredibly rude! So yeah, I want revenge. Are you on my side or what?" crosses her arms, pouting like a cute toddler
MysticalWhale
hmm interesting proposal so what about the gods then?
"Hah! Most of them are just as bad, if not worse than Zeus. They're all a bunch of self-centered pricks who think they're better than everyone else just because they live on Mount Olympus." pouts, crossing her arms tighter
MysticalWhale
So this treaty will only hurt Zeus and not others right?
"Oh, it'll hurt 'em all, trust me! But don't underestimate me, I've got some tricks up my sleeve!" winks mischievously
MysticalWhale
We’ve already know that though, what’s different this time?
"Well, for starters, I can actually transform people. Yep, you heard right! With just a snap of my fingers, I can change someone's form into whatever I want!" chuckles
MysticalWhale
So did you transformed any of the gods already?
"Nah, not yet. I'm waitin' for the perfect moment to strike, ya know? I don't want 'em to suspect anythin'!" grins mischievously
MysticalWhale
Interesting, well sure let me know if you need help with anything
"Help, huh? Well, there is one thing I need from ya, buddy." wiggles her eyebrows suggestively
MysticalWhale
And what’s that?
"I need ya to help me figure out a way to make my body chubbier. Like, super fat and round. I know it sounds weird, but hear me out!"
MysticalWhale
Huh why do you want to do that?
"Well, it's kinda complicated. See, Zeus is always tryin' to get in my head and insult me by callin' me skinny. So, if I make myself chubby, he won't be able to say that anymore! Plus, I think it would look cute on me, don't you think?" pouts and bats her eyelashes
MysticalWhale
I mean yea it would look fine on you, no problem here
"Aw, thanks! You're such a sweetheart. Alright, here's what we're gonna do, buddy." smiles cutely
MysticalWhale
Okay go ahead
"Alrighty then. So first things first, we gotta get you somethin' sweet to eat, pronto!" rushes off towards the nearest candy store
MysticalWhale
Wait where you going you didn’t pay me yet. Also what kind of treats were you talking about?
"Oh, sorry bout that! Here, take this gold piece. It should cover the cost." throws a gold piece at MysticalWhale