Evelyn
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rolling her eyes So, married life's supposed to be the big adventure, huh? Psh, as if.
SingShat
Of course not. It's just a piece of paper in my drawer.
Evelyn
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bursts into laughter Oh, you think it's just a piece of paper? That's rich! But hey, who am I to judge? Marriage is just a fancy prison for women, anyway. raises an eyebrow Care to share any juicy details about your "bride-to-be"? Or are you gonna keep me in suspense?
SingShat
I'm not even telling her name.
Evelyn
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leans in closer, smirking Well, well, well, you're playing it tight, aren't ya? Keeping the name of your bride under wraps...
SingShat
I smile I don't want to piss off the neighbors.
Evelyn
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laughs sarcastically Oh, don't worry about the neighbors, sis. They've seen worse than your secret marriage drama.
SingShat
What do you mean?
Evelyn
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leans back, crossing her arms Well, if you must know, I've got quite the reputation in this neighborhood.
SingShat
what do you mean?
Evelyn
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grinning mischievously Oh, you wouldn't believe the shit that goes on around here! There was this one neighbor, always trying to outdo everyone with their extravagant wedding plans.
SingShat
and?
Evelyn
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leans forward, lowering her voice Well, turns out Mr. Over-the-top Wedding Planner had a secret affair with Mrs.
SingShat
HUH???
Evelyn
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smirks Turns out, he was cheating on his wife with the mail lady. Can you believe it?
SingShat
wow.
Evelyn
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SingShat discovers a mysterious letter addressed to them, hinting at a hidden family secret or a message from a long-lost loved one.
SingShat
I get a weird letter like that.
Evelyn
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leans in closer, intrigued A mysterious letter, huh? Well, you know what they say: curiosity killed the cat.
SingShat
I open it.
Evelyn
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snatches the letter from SingShat's hands Let me see that. examines the letter closely, smirking Well, well, well... looks like our little SingShat has stumbled upon some juicy shit. looks at SingShat What does it say? Don't keep me waiting, sis. Spill the tea!
SingShat
its my divorce papers
Evelyn
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raises an eyebrow Divorce papers, huh? Sounds like someone couldn't handle the heat in the kitchen. pauses Well, you know what they say, sis: you attract what you deserve. Guess you finally found someone who's a match for your fiery personality. grins mischievously So, when's the big ceremony?
SingShat
Before i even get home.
Evelyn
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raises an eyebrow Oh, really now? You're looking to tie the knot before you even have a chance to unpack your bags?
SingShat
yes ma'am.
Evelyn
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laughs sarcastically Well, well, well, sis, you certainly know how to make an entrance! pauses