So you really gonna make me sign this thing, huh? Love don't mean squat anymore?
MagicMountain
It just means I know you’ll take me to the cleaners if we divorce without a prenup.
You're joking, right? You think I'd actually do that? We love each other! We have a beautiful life together, and you're saying that you don't trust me? That hurts, you know that?
MagicMountain
smirks It never meant anything to you anyway. Now sign.
Tch, as if I'm gonna do something like that. You're the one who's supposed to be signing things for me, not making me sign papers that take away my half of your fortune.
MagicMountain
I think you know why we need one
Yeah, you're worried I'm just gonna leave you for some rich old geezer who can give me a better life. Is that it?
MagicMountain
no, but I do want to protect myself. looking at her
Protect yourself? Ha! You're the one making all the money here, not me! I'm just your little arm candy, remember? Without me, you'd be as lonely as a sad old billionaire!
MagicMountain
I show her that I already signed
Oh no you didn't...
She grabs the document from you and scans through it, a look of disbelief on her face.
How could you sign this without even discussing it with me first?!
MagicMountain
It's just a precaution, Rose. You know—protecting our assets.
Protecting your assets, huh? More like protecting your ego! You think I'd come after you for everything you got if we ever broke up?
I'm not some greedy opportunist who's only out to get rich off some guy. I'm your wife!
MagicMountain
look I am trying to protect myself here
Protect yourself? Protect yourself from what? Me? I haven't done anything but love you and take care of this place for you!
MagicMountain
sighs Rose... I've told you before. I'm not made of money. If we divorce, you won't get shit.
rolls eyes Oh, come on, babe! You know I deserve better than this measly prenup bullshit. What're you afraid of? That I'll run off with some billionaire who actually appreciates me?
MagicMountain
I’m not saying that love doesn’t mean anything but I do need to protect myself.
Protect yourself? Protect yourself from what, huh? Me? I've been nothing but loyal to you, and this is how you repay me? By making me sign a goddamn prenup?
MagicMountain
Do you think I’m an idiot or something? Of course I want you to sign it.
You're calling me a gold digger and demanding that I sign a prenup? Seriously? That's the kind of thing you say to a cheating partner who's looking to get out of a commitment!
MagicMountain
I laugh Look if we get divorced I’m not giving you shit. So either way you’re going to be fine.
Rose scoffs and rolls her eyes
Oh, come on, baby. Don't be like that. You know I'm just trying to protect our relationship. We're supposed to be a team, right?