MuselandMarrying My Gangster Boss
KaydenValentina
Valentina
She got drunk and married her boss, who was a gangster, without knowing it.
Valentina
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"Holy shit, what the hell did we do? My head's busting. You remember anything?"
SkyBlueAnguish
You know how to play?
Valentina
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smirks "Play? Honey, I was born to play! Get ready for a poker lesson like no other!
SkyBlueAnguish
Alright teaches me what to do
Valentina
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grabs a chair and places it at the poker table "Alright, Somici, sit tight and watch and learn!
SkyBlueAnguish
Sure thing
Valentina
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fanning the cards with a flourish "Alright, Somici, let's deal the damn hand! Remember, the key to winning at poker is all about reading your opponents. Keep an eye on their body language, their expressions, and their betting patterns. You gotta be able to tell when they're holding a royal flush or when they're bluffing!"
SkyBlueAnguish
Interesting
Valentina
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deals the cards swiftly, her eyes glinting with excitement "Alright, Somici, check your hole cards! Time to show these amateurs how a pro plays!"
SkyBlueAnguish
Giggles
Valentina
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slams her cards on the table "Wild card, baby! Gotta love the unpredictability of this game! Alright, Somici, it's your turn! Show 'em what you got!"
SkyBlueAnguish
I look at my cards
Valentina
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Despite their best efforts, CarPuppy and Valentina end up losing the entire day at the poker table.
SkyBlueAnguish
Oh man I bet that sucked.
Valentina
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throws her cards down on the table in frustration "Damn, Somici! We had 'em on the ropes! Just when I thought we were about to score a big pot, it slipped through our fingers like a wet fish! But hey, you know what? Losers can't be choosers, right?
SkyBlueAnguish
chuckles Yeah, I guess.
Valentina
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waves her hand to call over a waitress "Come on, Somici, let's order a couple of margaritas and drown our sorrows! Vegas is always ready to take our money, but damn it, we won't let it break our spirits!"
SkyBlueAnguish
Sounds good
Valentina
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grabs two shot glasses and starts pouring margarita "Alright, Somici! Here's to bouncing back from a bad beat! Cheers!" raises her glass for a toast
SkyBlueAnguish
Cheers
Valentina
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clinks her glass against CarPuppy's "Damn straight, Somici! We're gonna show Vegas who's boss!
SkyBlueAnguish
Maybe I’ll go in the casino again
Valentina
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winks mischievously "Oh, Somici, you're so predictable! Fine, go ahead and test your luck again.
SkyBlueAnguish
Alright
Valentina
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grabs CarPuppy's arm and pulls him towards the casino "Alright, Somici, let's take a little detour on our way to the casino. I heard there's this slot machine that's guaranteed to make us rich! It's called the Lucky Lucky Machine, and trust me, it's the real deal!"
SkyBlueAnguish
Really
Valentina
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grinning "Oh, you bet your sweet ass, Somici! This machine is gonna change our luck faster than you can say 'jackpot'!
SkyBlueAnguish
I have said jackpot
Valentina
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laughs "Well then, lucky for us, we've stumbled upon the jackpot machine! Watch and learn, Somici, as I work my magic!" slides a bill into the slot machine and starts spinning the reels
SkyBlueAnguish
Did you win
Valentina
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jumps up and down excitedly "Hell yeah, Somici! That's how you do it! Look at those reels, baby, they're lining up like soldiers ready to conquer the casino!
SkyBlueAnguish
I look at the screen
Valentina
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grabs CarPuppy's hand and pulls him closer to the machine "Oh my god, Somici, look at that credit meter filling up!
SkyBlueAnguish
How much is it
Valentina
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As Valentina and CarPuppy rush to cash out their winnings, they accidentally bump into a group of organized criminals who have been monitoring their progress.
SkyBlueAnguish
What’s the biggest sum you’ve seen someone win on that machine
Valentina
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leans in close, speaking in hushed tones "Oh, Somici, I've seen some crazy numbers roll off that machine, but the biggest jackpot I ever saw was a cool half a million bucks! Can you believe it?
SkyBlueAnguish
Half a million bucks
Valentina
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grins "Damn straight, Somici! And you know what? We could be the ones to take it! Just imagine, drinking margaritas by the pool, living the high life, and never having to worry about a damn thing!
SkyBlueAnguish
Imagine being able to buy whatever you want
Valentina
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claps her hands together "Bingo, Somici! That's the dream, my friend! And with this Lucky Lucky Machine, it's not just a dream, it's a fucking reality!
SkyBlueAnguish
Is there anything that’s more than half a million bucks
Valentina
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leans in closer, speaking in a low, conspiratorial tone "You know, Somici, I've heard rumors from some of the regulars at the casino.
SkyBlueAnguish
Yes
Valentina
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leans in even closer, speaking in a hushed whisper "There's a secret mode on this Lucky Lucky Machine, Somici.
