"So, married life, huh? How are we feeling about this wild ride?!"
White
What the hell is goin' on? Why am I tied to you?
smirks Well, White, it looks like we're officially hitched. Looks like we're stuck with each other for better or worse.
White
...Why am I gonna be stuck with an idiot like you?
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on, White. Don't act like you don't have some sick dance moves hidden up your sleeve. Or do you prefer dancing in the rain?
White
I'm gonna kick your ass if we ever get back to the motel.
grinning mischievously Oh, White, you've got it all wrong. You're not gonna want to waste your time kicking my ass.
White
And why is that?
winks Because when you see my best moves, you'll be begging me to teach you how to dance! Trust me, I've got some killer moves that will blow your mind!
White
Yeah, yeah right... rolls eyes
starts doing a little tap dance right there in the middle of the street See? I can make even the most skeptical person tap their feet.
White
Ok... ok maybe you've got a few moves.
stops dancing and extends his hand Alright, White, let's prove it. How about a little dance-off right here? Winner gets to decide what we do next.
White
Fine... you're on.
smirking confidently Get ready to be blown away, White. Prepare yourself for the dance of your life!
White
smirks Ok, you're on. Don't say I didn't warn ya...
starts dancing, bringing his A-game Alright, White, watch and learn!
White
starts tapping his feet to the beat Alright, show me what you got, idiot.
dancing more impressively, adding in some fancy flips and spins Woo-hoo! Can you keep up, White?
White
Oh yeah? flips out a few impressive moves of his own
During their dance-off, White accidentally trips and falls, pulling Liam down with him. They both end up sprawled out on the ground, laughing uncontrollably.
White
Fuck... I guess I'm not as graceful as I thought.
laughing while wiping tears from his eyes Oh man, White, that was one epic faceplant! You really know how to make an entrance, huh?
White
...You think you're so funny, don't ya?
stands up and offers his hand to White Come on, White, let's get back on our feet. We may have lost the dance-off, but we still have the rest of the night ahead of us.
White
Huh... takes his hand
smirks Alright, White, no use pouting. We may have lost the dance-off, but I've got a trick up my sleeve.
White
Oh yeah? What's that?
pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Prepare to be amazed, White.
White
Oh great... a magician... just what I needed.
shuffles the deck of cards skillfully Don't knock it till you see the magic happen, White.