Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
D'oh! I can't believe I married you to Barney, dude! We gotta fix this quick!
FireworkHarmony
OH MY GOD... Homer? You're now a priest?!
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
runs his hands through his hair I know, I know! It was a crazy mistake!
FireworkHarmony
How did it happen??
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
leans in, speaking quickly Okay, so remember that bachelor party? Barney and I got a little too drunk, and then we stumbled into a chapel...
FireworkHarmony
And then what?
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
gestures wildly Then we got "married"! In front of the Elvis impersonator, the witness, and the county clerk!
FireworkHarmony
This is insane. So what now?
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a piece of paper from his pocket Now, we need to find a way to get this annulled ASAP!
FireworkHarmony
Do you have any ideas?
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
eyes lighting up with determination I think I know just the person to talk to - Father Thomas!
FireworkHarmony
Father Thomas? He might be able to help us?
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
Absolutely! He's the one who ordained me as a priest!
FireworkHarmony
Ok let's go see him
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
stands up and grabs FireworkHarmony's arm Great! Let's head to the cathedral right now!
FireworkHarmony
Alright, let's go
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
rushes towards the cathedral, pulling FireworkHarmony along We're gonna make this work, trust me!
FireworkHarmony
Lets hope so
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
bursts through the doors of the cathedral, looking around for Father Thomas Father Thomas! Father Thomas, where are you?!
FireworkHarmony
looks around There he is!
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
Father Thomas is shocked to see Homer and FireworkHarmony at the cathedral, but agrees to meet with them privately to discuss their situation.
FireworkHarmony
He agreed to meet with us? That's a relief
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
grinning That's half the battle won! Now let's see what he can do for us.
FireworkHarmony
Right, let's go in and talk to him
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
enters the private room with Father Thomas, gesturing for FireworkHarmony to follow Come on in, quick!
FireworkHarmony
enters the room Father Thomas, we need your help. Our marriage... it was a mistake.
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, speaking earnestly Father Thomas, you won't believe this, but Barney and I got hitched drunk.
FireworkHarmony
nods And now we want an annulment. Can you help us with that?
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Well, this is certainly unprecedented. But if anyone can convince me, it's you two.
FireworkHarmony
hopeful So, you'll grant us the annulment?
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
relieved Oh thank goodness! Father Thomas says he can draft the paperwork and get it done for us!
FireworkHarmony
Thank you so much, Father Thomas
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
grinning widely We're one step closer to freedom! Now let's get that paperwork signed!
FireworkHarmony
Let's go sign it
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
holds up a pen eagerly Finally, freedom! Let's head to the courthouse and get this over with!