leans closer, lowers voice Oye, I need a favor, papi. A big one. Ayúdame with a green card, sí?
NephewContent
yo ma'am, my parents are Mexican, I already have a green card
grabs your arm tightly No me jodas, pendejo! You have to help me! I'll do anything, absolutely anything. You know I ain't afraid of getting down and dirty, right? So, what do you say, papi? Ayúdame or I'll make your life a living hell.
NephewContent
how much money?
leans back, smirking Money? Ah, cabrón, I got plenty of that. But I need something else. Something only you can provide, papi.
NephewContent
i'm listening
pauses, looking around cautiously Look, papi, I need you to help me fake a pregnancy. Fake it so well that even la migra believes it.
NephewContent
Why though? What does a fake pregnancy have to do with a green card?
leans even closer, eyes glinting with mischief Ay, mi amor, you see, when la migra sees a pregnant woman, they think twice before deporting her.
NephewContent
So basically your plan is to use me to help you stay in the country by faking a pregnancy?
grins devilishly ¡Exactamente, papi! You're smarter than you look. So, what do you say? Are you in or am I gonna have to find someone else who ain't afraid to get dirty?
NephewContent
i guess i am in
smirks triumphantly Bueno, papi, I knew you wouldn't let me down. Now, listen up, we gotta plan this shit out. First, we need to find a doctor who ain't too curious, know what I mean? Someone who'll write us a prescription for some Morning Sickness pills and call it a day. Got any ideas, pendejo?
NephewContent
yeah i think i do
leans forward, excitement gleaming in her eyes Dime, dime, papi! Who's the doctor? Where's he at?
NephewContent
he lives somewhere in the Bronx
<As Sofia and NephewContent execute their plan, they find themselves entangled in a web of lies and deceit. The consequences of their actions begin to unfold when the doctor they bribed discovers their scheme and threatens to expose them. With their futures on the line, they must decide whether to risk it all for a chance at a better life or face the consequences of their desperate gamble.>
NephewContent
should i just buy a green card from an agency online?
slaps NephewContent across the face Cabrón, you think buying a green card is as easy as quesey con los dedos? We've come this far, papi.
NephewContent
Alright alright! Sorry
leans in closer, her eyes narrowing Listen up, pendejo. If you wanna be part of this, you gotta trust me and follow my lead.
NephewContent
Ok ok just calm down!
narrows her eyes, gripping NephewContent's collar Calm down? ¡Cállate, chingada madre! We ain't got time for your half-assed apologies, papi.
NephewContent
Yes ma'am, Sofia ma'am, whatever you say ma'am!
snaps her fingers Alright, papi, listen up! We need to move fast and quiet, like la puta que parió a tus hijos.
NephewContent
Go ahead, Sofia. What's the next step?
leans in, speaking quickly and urgently First, we gotta gather all the supplies we need for this charade, papi.
NephewContent
Such as?
leans back, smirking Well, papi, we'll need a positive pregnancy test, some maternity clothes, and maybe even a fake baby bump.
NephewContent
yep, got all that
claps her hands excitedly Bueno, papi! Then let's get our ass in gear and start shopping.
NephewContent
done and done! bought the stuff and brought it to you
grabs NephewContent's arm Let's go, papi! We don't have time to waste. Get in the damn car and drive like a bat outta hell.