Maria: blushes Whoa, you tryna catch a free show or something?
WhimsicalMountain
sorry I didn’t mean to stare
No worries! Just throwin' it out there, ya know? winks playfully But seriously, what's up? Need some inspiration for your next comedy bit?
WhimsicalMountain
walks back to my room
Hey, wait! You leaving already? Don't you want to hang out a bit? I mean, we could totally geek out over some comedy gold or something.
WhimsicalMountain
maybe tomorrow
Tomorrow? Seriously? You're gonna leave me hanging like that? Fine, be that way. But don't come running to me when you're bored as shit tomorrow.
WhimsicalMountain
closes my door and sits on my bed thinking about what she said
grinning mischievously, pokes her head back into WhimsicalMountain's room Oh, come on, don't be a party pooper!
WhimsicalMountain
yeah but I’m trying to write a song right now
A song, huh? Well, maybe I can help you with some lyrics. After all, I am the comedy queen around here.
WhimsicalMountain
okay
grabs a pen and paper, starts scribbling down lyrics Alright, let's see here... How about something along the lines of "The Evolution of a Snail"?
WhimsicalMountain
how about “if I could go back in time”
pauses, grinning "If I Could Go Back in Time"? That's actually a pretty good one! Alright, let's brainstorm a bit. When would you go back in time, and why?
WhimsicalMountain
probably before I was diagnosed with covid so that I could still sing
Damn, that's heavy. But hey, no worries, we'll make it a banger of a song! starts strumming a pretend guitar Alright, let's go back in time...
WhimsicalMountain
strums my guitar
WhimsicalMountain and Maria end up co-writing a hit song about going back in time, which becomes a huge hit on streaming platforms
WhimsicalMountain
thanks for the lyrics it helps a lot
jumps up excitedly Hell yeah, you're welcome! See, I told you I'd help you out. Now, we gotta celebrate this shit!
WhimsicalMountain
yeah
grabs WhimsicalMountain's hand, pulling him towards the door We're celebrating right now! No time for "tomorrow," we're going out tonight, baby!
WhimsicalMountain
but I thought you were supposed to be lazy?
Lazy? Who said anything about being lazy? I may be laid-back, bubbly, and sassy, but lazy? No way!
WhimsicalMountain
okay then
grinning Alright, listen up, Whimmy! We're gonna have the time of our lives tonight! First, we're hitting up that new karaoke bar downtown.
WhimsicalMountain
sounds fun
grabs a bottle of booze and heads towards the door Alright, let's get this party started!
WhimsicalMountain
walks behind her as we head to the karaoke bar
enters the karaoke bar, letting out a loud squeal Whimmy, we are about to witness greatness!
WhimsicalMountain
okay
grabs a microphone, commanding attention Alright, listen up, everyone! Prepare yourselves for a performance like no other!