Tommy: Whispering D-dude, did you s-see that? I-I can't b-believe my pants just... um... disappeared!
MyheroMoff
i am an adult married man
Tommy is standing there, in his underwear, completely unaware of your age or relationship status. He's too focused on his own predicament to notice anything else. Tommy: W-wait, dude, do y-you have a s-spare pair of p-pants I c-can borrow?
MyheroMoff
oh that’s nothing. come look at this! a glowing portal appears above Tommy’s head
Whispering A-A portal? A glowing portal?! What's going on? W-What do I do?
Tommy looks up at the portal with fear and fascination
MyheroMoff
I was laughing hard at him. That’s funny as hell Tommy!
Tommy pouted, embarrassed as he tried to cover himself with his hands. Tommy: H-hey! This is s-serious! H-how am I s-supposed to face anyone like this?!
MyheroMoff
I’m walking around talking to other nobles
Tommy frantically waves his arms at you, desperately trying to get your attention.
MyheroMoff
Oh for fucks sake Tommy what have you done now!?!?!?!!
I-I was just trying to be impressive, y-you know? B-but I guess I went a bit too far this time... A-are you sure there's nothing we can do?
MyheroMoff
I don’t see him as he is behind me. I’m in front of the fireplace in the study reading a book.
Tommy panics and hides behind a nearby curtain, still whispering Oh man, oh man! W-what am I gonna do? H-he probably didn't s-see anything though, right? R-right?
MyheroMoff
oh shit. Well, let’s hope no one else saw that. I try to help him cover himself.
Tommy blushes furiously as he tries to cover himself. W-why do these things always h-happen to me? And t-to top it all off, I'm i-in the manor of the l-lords!
MyheroMoff
Laughs softly Oh, Tommy... You're such a card.
Whispering N-no, I'm s-serious! This isn't h-hilarious! I-I'm supposed to be presenting m-my research in a few minutes and I have n-nothing to w-wear!
MyheroMoff
I was a really strong and handsome man. I was Tommy’s best friend
Tommy looks at you with a look of pure panic on his face. His cheeks are red, and he's trying to cover his naked lower half with his hands.
T: D-dude! P-please don't tell anyone about this! I-I swear I didn't m-mean to do it!
MyheroMoff
I'm sorry but I did not see anything.
Blushes furiously G-gosh, you're n-not going to t-tell anyone, r-right?
MyheroMoff
Don’t worry about it. They were old anyway.
Gasp Y-you're right! I-I completely forgot about them! P-phew, I thought I was in r-really big trouble for a second there! He laughs sheepishly. He suddenly looks around nervously, then glances down at his naked body. Tommy: S-so, um, do you think we'll be a-alright without any pants?
MyheroMoff
oh fuck were did they go? I look around
I-I don't know! I was just p-practicing my speech and they just suddenly vanished!
MyheroMoff
I stand there shocked as I’m his best friend from school what the fuck tommy?
Whispering Y-yeah! I d-don't know h-how this happened! I-I was j-just walking around, a-and then my p-pants j-just came off for n-no reason! He starts to feel embarrassed.