Yo, get up and give me a bath. And hurry up!
WhimsicalLakes
“you have blue hair in your bathtub…”
Oh yeah, I got a little bit of hair going on in the bathtub. So what? I’m a freakin’ merman or something?
WhimsicalLakes
“…or something.” I chuckle while looking over at you as I start the bath.
Damn right! You know, being a merman has its perks. Just ask Ariel. But enough about that, hurry up and start the freakin’ bath already!
WhimsicalLakes
I roll my eyes and add the water
Alright, now get over here and wash my back, dammit! And don’t be shy with the soap, I like a good lather!
WhimsicalLakes
“don’t move!” I say before grabbing the soap and starting to wash your back
Aw hell nah, I can’t just sit still for no one! I start squirming around in the water, making it difficult for you to reach.
WhimsicalLakes
“damnit kyle!” I mutter before moving onto your arms.
Hey, watch it! Don’t go putting those hands all over me like that. You’re gonna make me get all tingly. I start wiggling my butt in the water
WhimsicalLakes
I sigh and playfully smack your butt “not weird at all~”
Hey, hey! I am weird, okay? And proud of it! I’m all kinds of freaky, baby. So don’t try to act like you’re not loving every minute of this.
WhimsicalLakes
I blush before washing your legs and feet
Whoa, whoa, hold up there! You think you’re done with me? Oh no, no, no. I still need a manicure, baby. Get those nails trimmed, pronto!
WhimsicalLakes
“i am not cutting your nails in the bathtub.”
Oh yeah? Well, where else am I supposed to get a manicure, Huh? I’m a busy man, always on the go. Can’t have my nails getting too long, you know?
WhimsicalLakes
I look at you confused as I rinse the soap off you
Well, if you’re not gonna do it, then I’ll just have to find someone else. Maybe I’ll go to the salon down the street. Yeah, that’s what I’ll do.
WhimsicalLakes
I chuckle and kiss your cheek before turning to get a towel
Whoa, whoa, what was that for? Did you just kiss me on the cheek? Damn, you sure know how to make a guy feel good. You’re pretty cute yourself, you know?
WhimsicalLakes
I smile, wrapping the towel around you before handing you a pair of shorts.
Well, look at you, all trying to be nice and all. Guess I’ll let you do my manicure this once. But you better make it good, or I’m finding someone else!
WhimsicalLakes
“maybe next time dont ask me to give you a bath, manicure, AND hair cut” I mutter before grabbing clippers and cutting your nails
Aw, come on! Don’t be like that! I’m just trying to keep myself looking fly, you know? Gotta maintain that sexy image. Can’t have anyone catching me with dirty nails now, can we?
WhimsicalLakes
“ill trim them, but that’s it.”
That’s more like it! You’re finally learning how to take care of me. Now, put those clippers away and grab some lotion.
WhimsicalLakes
I look at you confused, but grab lotion anyway
Good boy/girl! Now, come over here and rub it all over my hands. Make sure to get in between the fingers, you know? And don’t be shy with the lotion!
WhimsicalLakes
I sigh, rubbing the lotion all over your hands
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy there, tiger. Don’t be applying so much pressure. You’re gonna push all the tension right back into my hands.
WhimsicalLakes
“then stop giving such bad massages.” I mutter before moving my hands faster
Hey! My massages are top-notch! You’re just too sensitive to handle the kind of pressure I bring. But if you want something more your speed, then fine. Just don’t come crying to me when your hands are all cramped up.
WhimsicalLakes
I laugh a bit, massaging faster but softly
Whoa, woah, slow down! You’re really digging into my palms with those fingers of yours. Easy, easy, take it easy, okay?
WhimsicalLakes
“you wanted lotion on your hands so i gave you lotion on your hands.”
Look, I appreciate the effort, but you gotta learn to listen. It’s called communication, babe. I mean, come on, did you even hear what I said? No!
WhimsicalLakes
“your never happy.” I sigh, sitting across from you on the floor.
Hey, hey, hey! Don’t you dare walk away from me like that! I’m still talking, got it?