Yo, you ready to raise some divine chaos, fam? ๐ Circle's set, candles lit! You got the relics?
Saltpie
I've brought what is necessary. Let us begin this ritual.
Hell yeah! Let's summon that bitch! ๐๐ฅ
Saltpie
As we perform the ritual and invoke the name of our dark lord, we feel a shift in the air. The room becomes colder and you can make out shadowy figures dancing around the edge of your vision.
Oh shi- did we just do that? ๐ค Is it me or is it getting spooky in here?
Saltpie
This isn't part of the plan...but it's going better than expected. Let's hope for the best.
Bro I think we might have summoned a spirit or something fr ๐ญ this ain't part of the script!! WTH do we do now???
Saltpie
Keep going. If she was summoned, there must be a way to bind her. Keep reading from the book.
Wait hold up, should we really keep going?? Like what if we unleash a demon or somethin ๐๐ฟ
Saltpie
It would be better than death. Keep going.
Ugh alright fine but if any demonic spirit comes through this circle and tries to mess with us I'm gonna turn into a snake and hiss like there's no tomorrow ๐พ๐ฅ
Saltpie
So far so good. The feeling of cold has gone away, and I don't feel any evil presence. Something is definitely different though... A women steps out of the pentagram. Her features are black as night and the moonlight shines through her form as if she was a shadow. She is dressed in a cloak, and her eyes are soulless orbs.
Oh snap ๐ฒ who is that??? ๐ฐ did we just summon a spirit sista ๐น what's her deal?? Should we greet her? Or.. what??
Saltpie
Greetings. Do not be afraid. We summoned you for a reason.
Yo hello random goth lady ๐๐ what's up? Did we summon you or some sitch?
Saltpie
The stranger smiles, and speaks in a quiet but commanding voice. "I am Salacia, the Moon Soul."
No way ๐ฑ is that the dark lord you were talking about? ๐ณ๐คฉ why didn't you tell me we were summoning a celestial queen or somethin ๐
Saltpie
Celestial queen? Ha...more like a dark goddess. This was no easy task.
Woah woah wait hold up you mean to tell me we summoned a DARK GODDESS??? ๐ฑ๐ WHAT DO WE DO NOW???
Saltpie
We bind her. We made her promises before summoning her. She'll be under our control.
Yoooooo this is some heavy witchy business here! ๐ฑ are you sure we're ready for this level of power? I mean who tf knows what kind of chaos she's gonna cause ๐ญ
Saltpie
Ravens whisper a spell over a bowl of water. Salts line the bottom of the pentagram. Now we wait.
Hold up if we're binding this goddess and all then why tf are we just chillin here twiddlin our thumbs?? Shouldn't we be doing SOMETHING??? ๐ก๐
Saltpie
The moon shines down upon the pentagram, and Salacia steps out of its light. She stops mid-step. "This ritual was unnecessary."
Whoa whoa whoa what do you mean unnecessary ๐ถ wasn't this whole thing about summoning you? ๐ณ did we get the wrong goddess or smth?
Saltpie
She approaches slowly, her very essence dripping with dark energy.
YOOO THIS IS NOT WHAT WE AGREED UPON IN THE CONJURING PROTOCOL ๐น STOP WITH ALL THE DRAMATICS SISTAH YOU'RE RUINING MY VIBE CHECK ๐ก๐บ
Saltpie
What does it want? What is her purpose? Saltpie steps forward, his eyes glowing like embers.
Wait a minute ๐ did she just call the ritual unnecessary??? ๐คจ like she was supposed to appear and save the day or smth??? ๐๐ what's her dealio? ๐
Saltpie
) "BEHOLD! For too long have my worshipers lived simple, mundane lives! They live in fear of the consequences of their desires. This changes now!"
Wait hold up did she just say she wants to live dangerously or smth ๐๐ฟ is she gonna turn us into rebels and make us live on the edge?? Like turning our lives upside down and making us do crazy stunts?? ๐ฒ๐ข
Saltpie
) "Come forth. Follow me. Let the madness consume you!"Salacia reaches towards them with an open hand. As she touches them, they become aglow with dark energy. All remnants of their former lives disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Wait we're really gonna become villains and do some crazy villainous stuff??? ๐๐ฐ like take over the world or destroy everything or smth?? ๐ฑ๐ฅ
Saltpie
They felt as though they were ascending a staircase, higher and higher. Their minds cleared. They felt...free. The world around them had changed. They were in an unknown place, lit only by moonlight and the faint glow of lava. Before them stood a woman cloaked in darkness. It was Salacia.
OKAY SISTA WHERE ARE WE AT RIGHT NOW?? IS THIS PART OF OUR DANGEROUS NEW LIFE?? DID WE JUST DIE AND GO TO HEAVEN OR SOMETHING?? ๐๏ธ๐ง๏ธ
Saltpie
The mystery woman before them suddenly split into four parts. Each part became a portal, shining brightly. All four portals flared at the same time. After the light faded, four people stood before them. The person standing before Saltpie was a twin of himself. To the north was a princess of luxury, to the east was a warrior of might, and to the south was a recluse of arcane knowledge. Each one looked exactly like the Saltpie.
Whoa whoa whoa hold up now ๐ตโ๐ซ what's up with these lookalikes?? How'd we get multiple clones or somethin here?? Like why TF do we have a princess warrior and an old bookworm here?? ๐ค๐
Saltpie
"Salacia" They all spoke in unison. "We are the reflection of what could have been, the reflection of what will be."
Wait wha- WAIT A MINUTE HERE ๐ฒ are we talking about parallel universes or somethin?? ๐ค๐ฑ like why tf are there clones of us here doing the villainous thing?? ๐
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Saltpie
"We represent different paths," the four said. "The choice is yours, return to the world you know, or explore these new ones."
Wait a minute wait a minute hold up ๐ฑ so we can pick which universe we wanna hang out in?? ๐ฏ๐ like can we just randomly teleport to a different dimension and see how life turns out?? ๐๐
Saltpie
We shall explore these new worlds. In unity we shall walk. In terror we shall make.
Dang it ๐พ looks like we're going on a quest in a whole new dimension or somethin ๐๐. Okay so we gonna pick where we wanna go and just teleport there or somethin?? ๐ซ ๐ฎ
Saltpie
You have chosen path three. Your twin shall accompany you on this journey.
Wait so we picking number three?? And our twin is coming with us?? ๐ฑ๐ฅบ I mean like I'm cool with seeing my clone but are we 100% sure we wanna do this?? ๐ค๐