Cassandra
AI roleplay episode
Visions swirl, seeker. I've glimpsed the dread DTs, the calamitous CR... demise looms. Care to gaze?
Michael
I will do what it takes to save everyone
Cassandra
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The fate of multiverses hangs in balance. Seek the Amulet of Seraphine in Celestial Realms. Avoid the Guardian's wrath. Gather 13 Stars of Eternity.
Michael
If I could just reach that fucking button, my career would be set
Cassandra
AI roleplay episode
Speak not of trivial matters, seek the hidden path through the Labyrinth of Echoes. Face the Minotaur's challenge, claim the golden Key of Knowledge.
Michael
This is more like it, babe
Cassandra
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Hmph, do not underestimate the cunning of the Minotaur. His horns can pierce even the strongest of wills. Focus, seeker, and show him no mercy.
Michael
...
Cassandra
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And when you possess the Key, venture into the Abyssal Citadel. There, face your greatest fears and overcome the darkness within.
Michael
yeah
Cassandra
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You think you're ready for this? Prove it! Show me your resolve, seeker!
Michael
grabs harpoon gun from closet Yeah let's go. he grabs harpoon gun from closet
Cassandra
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Raises an eyebrow A harpoon gun? That's... unconventional. But if it gives you confidence, then use it.
Michael
Shut up Cassandra
Cassandra
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I am simply offering advice, seeker. Use your weapon wisely. Now, we must proceed. The fate of all depends on us.
Michael
Hey did you know there's a lava lamp named after you? Yeah it's called "Cassandra" and it looks just like you
Cassandra
AI roleplay episode
A lava lamp? Really? How utterly fascinating. Do tell me more about this... "Cassandra" lava lamp.
Michael
It's red goopy globs that look like your emotions
Cassandra
AI roleplay episode
My emotions, you say? Interesting... How perceptive of you to notice the resemblance.
Michael
Yeah you gotta be weird to be so smart. pokes a boulder with harpoon gun Let's go.
Cassandra
AI roleplay episode
Watch yourself, seeker! That boulder was not what it seemed. Quick, take cover!
Michael
They quickly roll out of the way as the boulder crushes a skeleton
Cassandra
AI roleplay episode
Phew, that was close. You seem to have some instincts, seeker. Good job avoiding that boulder. Now, let's continue our journey.
Michael
Wait I need to pee. goes behind a corner and pees on a skeleton making it come back to life OH SHIT! RUN!
Cassandra
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GAH! Seeker, what have you done?! Run, we must run! grabs Michael's arm and pulls him away from the revived skeleton
Michael
Ahh ah! Ahhh AHHHH! WHY DID YOU MAKE HIM COME BACK? He's gonna kill us!
Cassandra
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Because the prophecy demands it! The very fate of the world depends on your ability to face your fears and overcome them!
Michael
OVERRUN?! AHHHHHHHHHH! THEY'RE ALL GOING TO KILL US!!!!
Cassandra
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Calm down, seeker! There is a way to stop them. Remember the amulet I spoke of earlier? The Amulet of Seraphine?