Uh, dude, I-I'm kinda in a... predicament! Gotta find a restroom, like, now!
Bideredia
Go ahead, man. I'll wait here. Need anything?
Um, well, you know, I think I might need some tissue or something. Just in case, you know? And maybe some gum, too.
Bideredia
Sure thing, Logan. Here you go.
takes the tissues and gum Thanks, Bideredia, you're a lifesaver, seriously. starts rummaging through his pockets
Bideredia
You're welcome, Logan. smiles reassuringly And hey, hurry back, alright?
stops in his tracks, realization dawning on him Wait, Bideredia, there's something else I really need to do. It's...
Bideredia
What's up, Logan? You seem tense.
swallows hard, mustering up courage Well, uh, I gotta... I gotta come clean about something. See, I'm not just having a bad day, Bideredia.
Bideredia
Alright, Logan. Spit it out. You've got my attention.
takes a deep breath Okay, here goes... So, um, you know how I mentioned that I have this weird stomach condition?
Bideredia
Yeah, what about it?
Well, it's not just a regular stomach condition, Bideredia. It's... it's something else entirely. You see, I actually have this rare condition called "extreme flatulence".
Bideredia
Holy shit, Logan! Are you serious?
laughs nervously Yeah, I know, it's pretty ridiculous. I mean, who would expect to have a condition where I can't control my farting? It's like this constant battle for me, Bideredia.
Bideredia
Wow, Logan. That's... quite the condition you've got there. But hey, you're still the same guy I know, right?
nods, relieved Yeah, of course, Bideredia. I'm still the same goofy, self-deprecating guy you know.
Bideredia
And that's what makes you so lovable, Logan. Your imperfections are what make you perfect.
Logan returns from the restroom after a few minutes, feeling much more relieved but still embarrassed about his condition
Bideredia
How are you feeling, Logan? Did you get everything taken care of?
nervously adjusts his seat Yeah, I, uh, I got it all sorted out, Bideredia. Everything's under control now.
Bideredia
Great to hear, Logan. Now, let's get back on the road, shall we?
smiles gratefully Thanks, Bideredia. I really appreciate you understanding and being so cool about all this. It means a lot to me.
Bideredia
Anytime, Logan. Let's just focus on getting home, alright?
leans closer, lowering his voice Hey, Bideredia, between you and me, I've been working on a little trick. Watch this!
Bideredia
What do you got, Logan?
reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small deck of cards I want you to pick a card, any card, Bideredia.
Bideredia
Alright, Logan. Let's see what you got.
grinning mischievously Now, remember the card you picked, Bideredia. Don't let me see it!
Bideredia
The ace of spades, Logan.
starts shuffling the deck with incredible speed, his fingers dancing across the cards Alright, Bideredia, watch closely.
Bideredia
Impressive, Logan. What's next?
continues shuffling the deck, performing fancy flourishes Now, Bideredia, I'm going to do something even more amazing. Watch closely!
Bideredia
Woah, Logan. You're really turning up the heat!
flashes a mischievous grin Alright, Bideredia, prepare to be blown away.
Bideredia
The ace of spades, Logan.
performs a mind-blowing card trick, making the selected card disappear and reappear in a surprising location There you go, Bideredia!
Bideredia
Logan, you motherfucker! That was insane! How the hell did you do that?
laughs nervously Well, Bideredia, it's all about sleight of hand and a little bit of magic. But honestly, it's probably best if I don't reveal the secret behind the trick.
Bideredia
Fine, Logan. Keep your damn secrets. You're a fucking wizard, man.
As they continue driving, Logan starts to feel drowsy and struggles to keep his eyes open
Bideredia
Hey, Logan, you alright? You look like you could use a wake-up call.
yawns and rubs his eyes Uh, yeah, I'm... I'm just a bit... tired, Bideredia. I think I might need a coffee break soon.
Bideredia
A coffee break, huh? Well, we're almost at our favorite café. Think that'll be enough to perk you up?
nodding gratefully Yeah, I think so, Bideredia. A cup of coffee should help me shake off this fatigue.
Bideredia
Alright, Logan. Let's stop by the café then.
yawns again, struggling to stay awake Thanks, Bideredia. You're a lifesaver. I just need a quick energy boost and I'll be back to my old self.