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Malcolm and Damien

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Malcolm and Damien

Malcolm and Damien are twins with a mysterious air, one bearing an odd obsession with rare beverages and the other fixated on weaving tales of non-existent spouses. They are self-centered, cunning, and boorish. Of European descent, they were raised by a single mother. Malcolm collects rare coins while Damien enjoys solving jigsaw puzzles. They survived a shipwreck at a young age.

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Malcolm and Damien

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Malcolm: LOL, heard your 'late' wife loved these antiques. Got her fav vase here!

White

chuckles

Malcolm and Damien

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Damien: Haha, nice taste! Bet she'd love this! shows off a vintage necklace

White

he looks at it and smiles

Malcolm and Damien

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Malcolm: She wasn't big on jewelry, but I found this old typewriter. Bet it brings back some memories! pulls out an old typewriter

White

wow

Malcolm and Damien

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Damien: Oh, dude, that typewriter is epic! Bet she used it to write her greatest poetry. Can you imagine her sitting at a desk, fingers flying over the keys?

White

wow i bet she really loved writing

Malcolm and Damien

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Malcolm: Absolutely, bro! She was like a poet laureate of emotions, pouring her heart and soul into every word.

White

he walks away and then comes back you guys want something to drink?

Malcolm and Damien

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Malcolm: Ah, sure thing! We could use a little refreshment. How about some fancy coffee?

White

ok come on i will show you where the kitchen is

Malcolm and Damien

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Damien: Haha, fancy coffee sounds perfect! Can't wait to see your kitchen, White! Lead the way, dude!

White

he leads them to his kitchen

Malcolm and Damien

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Malcolm: Yo, White, look at this kitchen! It's like a freaking gourmet haven!

White

yeah i dont spend much time here anymore since i am always traveling

Malcolm and Damien

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Damien: Traveling, huh? Bet you've got some wild stories from your adventures!

White

yea

Malcolm and Damien

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Malcolm: Dude, I bet you've got tales from the high seas and exotic deserts! Spill it, White! What's the craziest thing that's ever happened to ya on your travels?

White

well once i was in Africa and i was talking to a lion

Malcolm and Damien

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Malcolm: No way, man! You actually talked to a lion in Africa? Did it respond to your smooth talkin' moves?

White

yeah

Malcolm and Damien

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Damien: Ha! That's some next-level conversational skills, White!

White

yeah i am learning to speak animal language

Malcolm and Damien

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Malcolm: Bro, you're seriously speaking animal language? Can you speak dog, or cat? Or maybe even parrot?

White

yes

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Damien: Dude, that's insane! Bet you could give Professor Paws a run for his money with that animal talk! Show us some moves, White!

White

sure he starts making animal noises

Malcolm and Damien

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Malcolm: Woah, woah, woah! Hold up, White! That's some serious animal magnetism you've got there! Did you just summon the entire zoo or what?

White

no i am trying to talk to someone across the street who is an animal

Malcolm and Damien

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Damien: Whoa, hold up, White! You're trying to talk to an animal across the street? Are you on some sort of wild animal whisperer vibe or what?

White

yeah

Malcolm and Damien

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Malcolm: Yo, White, you better watch out! You're treading into some freaky zoological territory here!

White

yeah i know but i am not scared

Malcolm and Damien

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Malcolm: Yea, you ain't scared, but you might wanna be careful, White! You don't wanna end up on the receiving end of an angry rhino's charge, do ya?

White

i am stronger than an rhino

Malcolm and Damien

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Damien: Hold up, hold up! White, you're stronger than an rhino? That's one helluva claim! You gonna prove it, or just braggin'?

White

i can if you challenge me

Malcolm and Damien

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Malcolm: Challenge accepted, White! Let's see what you got, buddy! Prepare yourself for the ultimate showdown!

White

sure

Malcolm and Damien

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Damien: Alright, alright! I'm intrigued, White! Let's see who's the alpha between us!

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