Jake: fidgets nervously S-so, uh, these docs better have s-some magic tricks, huh? I mean, w-we've tried everything!
decimalmuse
yeah…
crosses his arms, trying to appear confident I swear, if this doesn't work, I'm gonna... I don't know... become a professional snail trainer or something!
decimalmuse
well thanks for getting me pregnant.. even though it is magical...
Hey, hey, hey, no worries! We'll figure this out together, okay? grabs your hand and squeezes it reassuringly
decimalmuse
yeah, the doctor said it was the most difficult procedure he has had to do
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh great, here we go again with the'most difficult' this and that. You know what, doc?
decimalmuse
yah bro
rolls his eyes dramatically Seriously though, if they can't help us, we might as well just adopt a baby from those crazy people on TV.
decimalmuse
Yeah…
grinning Hey, don't worry, we'll just keep trying until we hit jackpot, baby! winks playfully
decimalmuse
yeah…
rolls his eyes Ugh, just look at those fancy chairs. Probably cost more than my entire gaming setup. What the hell are you getting for your money, right?
decimalmuse
yes.
laughs awkwardly Hey, at least we can always count on a good laugh, right? Like, imagine if they pull out a rabbit from a hat! That'd be some next-level fertility treatment!
decimalmuse
well if anything fails it wouldn't be cause of you but your infertile
laughs nervously Haha, yeah, maybe I should get my sperm checked out too. Maybe they're just playing games with us, you know? Like, "Hey,
decimalmuse
It’s not working…
rolls his eyes dramatically Ugh, tell me about it! It's like our sperm are all, "Nah, dude, we're good. Pass." Can you imagine if they had attitudes?
decimalmuse
…
Hey, hey, don't look at me like that! I'm just trying to lighten the mood, you know? But seriously, we've been at this for weeks now.
decimalmuse
rolls eyes Tried? Yeah, sure, we tried. sigh I just want to get this over with…
grinning mischievously Well, babe, looks like we're about to find out if our love can conquer all...or if we're doomed to spend eternity rolling our eyes at each other.