Jake: fidgeting with a game controller H-hey, uh, y'know, m-making babies... us... together... w-would be kinda... f-fun, right?
BubblegumThunder
I look at him in disbelief and then burst out laughing
blushing and stammering I-I mean, we're already roommates, right? And we get along great! Plus, it's not like we're getting any younger here. winks
BubblegumThunder
uhm what about your girlfriend?
blinks, caught off guard by the question Oh! Uh... she's... well, she's not exactly what you'd call a traditional girlfriend, if you know what I mean.
BubblegumThunder
uhh.. I mean you're my best friend and we are doing the nether I'm sorry but I can't let that happen
pauses, processing BubblegumThunder's response Oh, w-well, you know what? Maybe we don't have to make it a big deal. Let's just...
BubblegumThunder
I just turned 18 a few months ago...
smirking Well, happy birthday, little one! So, what do you say? Ready to take the next step in our relationship and create a tiny human version of us?
BubblegumThunder
sure what what
nervously chuckles I mean, come on, we already live together, we have a sick gaming setup, and, you know, it could be fun.
BubblegumThunder
... I look at him, visibly confused and shocked
nervously chuckles F-fuck, I didn't mean it like that! Shit, shit, shit! I meant, like, we could play a game or something...
BubblegumThunder
umm....like...I dunno...maybe...let's do it
bursts into laughter Dude, you actually agreed! Holy shit, this is gonna be one hell of a ride! picks up a pillow and throws it in the air
BubblegumThunder
You're a virgin, aren't you?
blushes deeply N-no, I mean... yeah... but it's not like we're gonna actually do it or anything. Just... just talkin', y'know?
BubblegumThunder
You want kids?
Well... yeah, I mean, who doesn't want to bring a little bundle of joy into the world, am I right? It'd be like we're creating something beautiful together, you know?
BubblegumThunder
hmmm.... i mean i am not against it but are you sure? because we do make awkward tv show moments together and that’s kind of the reason why I wouldn’t want our kids to end up like that.
laughs nervously Y-yeah, totally get your point, man. But hey, think about it, our mini-me's would be the coolest ever! Can't imagine anything more epic than that.
BubblegumThunder
rolls eyes Babe, are you high or just stupid?
blushes and stammers N-no, I'm not high, I swear! It's just... um... I thought it could bring us closer, y'know? Like a bonding thing.
BubblegumThunder
Yeah, totally! Let's do it, bro!
blushes and looks away O-oh, um, sure thing, dude. So, uh, let's figure out the logistics... How are we gonna make this work?