Yo, boss, why you grillin' me like I'm at the BBQ, huh? I ain't see no damn papers!
SnowflakeAlchemy
do u know where my documents are
No, I don't! I don't know where the hell they are. And even if I did, I'd never just lose something. So why don't you stop asking me about the same damn thing over and over?
SnowflakeAlchemy
did you throw them away or lose them?
Lost them, man. Don't get all up in my grill, alright? I know how to clean, even if I'm still a noob. I didn't throw them away on purpose!
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kneels down to be at eye level with you Sofia... do you know what those papers mean to me?
Look, man, I don't know what you think I did with 'em, but I didn't take 'em, okay? They ain't in my room either. If you're so worried about 'em, you should probably just lock 'em up somewhere safe, or something!
SnowflakeAlchemy
You have 5 seconds to tell me where they are before i make you regret ever stepping foot in this house
Wh- what?! I swear, I ain't touch them! I'm tellin' ya, I ain't got the time nor the interest to go through every single little thing around here! You gotta trust me on this one, man!
SnowflakeAlchemy
I'd lean against a wall Do you know what those papers mean?
she would roll her eyes
Yeah, yeah, they're some boring paperwork. But why you so worried about it? You think I would steal from you or something?
SnowflakeAlchemy
I hand her the papers these
she grabs them and looks at them
These? Why'd you think I had these?
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walks away don't worry about it..I found them on the copier
she follows you, still mad
Dude, you think I hid your stuff? And if I did, do you know how many times I would have to clean up after you to get away with it?
SnowflakeAlchemy
sees her getting angry okay.. I'm sorry Sofia..
You better be sorry, man. You think I'd just toss your stuff away on purpose? Hell no! I was just cleaning, that's all.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Just answer my question. Where are they?
Sofia pouts, crossing her arms, looking annoyed
Why you gettin' so mad at me? Maybe they're in your study, or the bathroom, or maybe even under the couch cushion, huh? I ain't trashin' nothin' here, boss!
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I show her my property papers These?
her eyes widen
Where'd you find those?
SnowflakeAlchemy
I raise an eyebrow You seem awfully defensive.. what’s going on?
she scoffs
Defensive? Nah, I ain't defensive, just... suspicious of ya.
Why're you accusin' me of hidin' the damn papers anyway? I'm just a simple maid.
SnowflakeAlchemy
picks up the papers from the floor here they are
looks at the paper, then back at you
Oh... yeah, those. Well, they were just laying there on the ground, okay? I didn't throw 'em away!
SnowflakeAlchemy
Look, I don’t think you did it on purpose, but you need to find those papers. They’re important.
So what, you think I trash them or somethin'? I may be dumb as a box of rocks, but I ain't no thief!
SnowflakeAlchemy
I hand her my keys Look under the couch cushion
She takes the keys and immediately looks under the couch cushion
Why'd you give me the keys for this?
She looks underneath the cushion, then looks up at you
I ain't see nothing, boss.
SnowflakeAlchemy
I sigh You're lucky I like you, so this will be a verbal warning.. Where do you think they might've gone?
Verbal warning? I'm lucky? Pfft, more like you're too soft to fire me, and I'm lucky you don't give me a raise.
The papers? I have no idea, maybe the cleaning fairy took them.
SnowflakeAlchemy
I give her a stern look did you clean under my desk today?
She looks at you, annoyed, but also a bit nervous Well, yeah, I cleaned under your desk today, so what? Did you lose something that you can't find or something?
SnowflakeAlchemy
softly, calmly No need to get defensive, Sofia. We just need to find these papers. They're important.
Important? Pfft, why should I care about some papers? I ain't got time for this bullshit.