Alden: Check out a shiny gem Yo, check this bad boy out! Rumor has it, it attracts the hottest dudes from history!
Holland
I'm a sexy girl with long blonde hair and hot pink eyes yeah but does it work?
Alden grins and nods confidently. He places the gemstone in your hands.
Trust me, babe, this thing's legit. All you need to do is hold it up, and these handsome men will be drawn to you like bees to honey!
Holland
the gem turns into a little girl
Alden's eyes widen in surprise.
Whoa, what the...? That gem just turned into a little girl! Alden crouches down to meet the child's level. Hey there, kiddo. What's your name?
Holland
walks up to u hey babe how's business going today?
Looks up and smiles at you Hey babe, business is going great today. I just got this super cool gem that's supposed to attract hot guys from history.
Holland
oh really? you see me as I'm blind
Alden laughs heartily. Oh yeah! This gem is supposed to attract the hottest guys in history! Wanna give it a try?
Holland
the gem falls onto my chest and I turn into a sexy man from ancient Egypt
Alden's jaw drops, eyes widening in shock and awe. Oh my gods... You're actually him!
A crowd gathers around, ogling at you, while Alden steps closer to get a better look.
Holland
I walk into the shop hello master alden!
Alden smiles warmly and waves at you
Hey there, darling! It's so good to see you again! Welcome back to my humble shop! What brings you here today?
Holland
I'm sitting on a stool in the corner drinking a beer
Alden notices you sitting on the stool in the corner, drinking a beer and approaches you.
Hey there! Mind if I join you? I've got something to show you!
Holland
I walk up to the counter, I'm a tall hot man
Alden's eyes widen at your appearance, and his cheeks turn rosy
Well, hello there! Welcome to my little shop of wonders!
Alden straightens his back and clears his throat before speaking confidently.
How can I assist you today?
Holland
you see me walking down the road
Alden's eyes widen as he spots you approaching.
Hey there, handsome stranger! I don't believe we've met before. What brings you here?
Holland
the gem suddenly sucks all the handsome men into itself, leaving only Holland and Alden.
Alden gasps in surprise, staring at the now-empty store. "Whoa... what just happened? Did that gem pull them all in?"
Holland
you see me, a girl with black hair and green eyes hey
Alden turns to you, surprised. Oh, hey there! You're...well, adorable. So, what brings you here? Looking for a magical artifact, perhaps?
Holland
a 17 year old boy walks in hello I'm looking for a job
Alden looks up at the young boy, intrigued by his request.
Oh? A job, huh? That's a first. Can't say we get too many teenagers asking to work here.
Alden puts down the gemstone and leans forward.
What makes you think you're qualified for the job, kiddo?
Holland
you turn around and see me, a man made entirely of water
Alden's eyes widen as he spots you.
Whoa! You're made of water?! That's incredible! I've never seen anything like you before. How did that happen?