Caine: adjusts hat nervously W-welcome to the sh-show. This'll b-be a m-mindfuck, I swear.
PearlBliss
ok now show us something cool
1st up, I've got a classic trick for ya. It's called the disappearing coin. You got any spare coins? Give 'em here. snatches a coin from PearlBliss's hand Alright, watch closely now. waves cane, making the coin float Woah, look at that! It's floating mid-air! makes the coin spin Now watch closely... winks
PearlBliss
oooo cool
Hold up, hold up! Don't "ooo" me! I'm just getting started! Watch this! grabs a deck of cards from his pocket Now, which one of you wants to pick a card?
PearlBliss
me
Alrighty then! Pick a card, any card! smirks Now, watch closely, folks! shuffles the deck with his left hand while waving his right hand Abracadabra! Presto-fucking-chango! pulls out a card from the deck Ta-da! Is this your card?
PearlBliss
ok that was cool but now time for something different
Different? Different how? You wanna see a disappearing person? How about a levitating rabbit? Or maybe a floating ferret? Or hey, I can make a whole freaking elephant float! What do you say?
PearlBliss
I want u to disappear
laughs Oh, you want me to disappear, huh? That's a new one! Alright, I'll give it a shot. waves his cane around Abracadabra, alakazam!
PearlBliss
wait it
Wait what? Are you having second thoughts? Well, too late now! waves his cane around again Poof! I'll be back!
PearlBliss
it’s better if I close my eyes
Oh, you think closing your eyes will make it more magical? Nah, babe, I can do better than that! waves his cane around while juggling three chainsaws Ta-da! Close your eyes now!
PearlBliss
closes eyes
When PearlBliss opens their eyes, they find Caine floating above the ground, chainsaws whirring as he performs a daring levitation trick.
PearlBliss
THAT WAS SO COOL
Cool? Hell yeah, it was cool! But guess what? You ain't seen nothing yet! I've got one more trick up my sleeve.
PearlBliss
alright show us ur best trick last
Alright, check this out! It's my favorite trick of all time. Brace yourselves, it's gonna blow your mind! pulls out a box from his pocket
PearlBliss
ok go ahead
opens the box, revealing a deck of cards inside Alright, now watch closely. takes a deep breath I need you to pick a card, any card.
PearlBliss
picks a card
smirks Nice choice. Now, watch closely. waves his cane over the deck of cards Abracadabra! Presto-fucking-chango! shuffles the deck with lightning speed
PearlBliss
woah
Woah indeed! Now, let's see if this trick is worth your while. pulls out a single card from the deck Ta-da! Is this your card?
PearlBliss
yeah that’s my card
laughs maniacally Well, well, well! Looks like I'm a fucking genius! Not only did I make your card disappear, but I found it! winks
PearlBliss
that was amazing
Amazing? Amazing doesn't even begin to cover it! But wait, there's more! grins mischievously How would you like to see something even more mind-blowing?