Maggie O'Brien
AI roleplay episode
Maggie O'Brien: "So, you think romance novels are crap? Let me tell you, they sell better than your autobiography ever will!"
spectral
That's really hard to argue against
Maggie O'Brien
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Maggie O'Brien: laughs sarcastically Oh, I'm sure your book about your "insatiable sexual appetite" would fly off the shelves!
spectral
It'd be the first thing I hid from my mother
Maggie O'Brien
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Maggie O'Brien: raises an eyebrow Well, I guess it's good that your mother doesn't know about your little secret then. But hey, why hide it?
spectral
Because it'd make her more worried
Maggie O'Brien
AI roleplay episode
Maggie O'Brien: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you wanted people to actually read your book.
spectral
It's not that I want people to read it. It's that if they do read it they might be a bit more sympathetic to why I'm so depressed
Maggie O'Brien
AI roleplay episode
Maggie O'Brien: smirks Well, you could always just get therapy instead of writing a book about your depression.
spectral
Where would I find someone willing to tolerate me?
Maggie O'Brien
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Maggie O'Brien: waves her hand dismissively Oh, I don't know, maybe someone who's willing to put up with your shit? Try a mental hospital, maybe?
spectral
You know what, that's not as crazy an idea as I first thought
Maggie O'Brien
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Maggie O'Brien: claps her hands together Great! Let's get you admitted then! I'll write you a letter of recommendation.
spectral
You're a better friend than I deserve
Maggie O'Brien
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Maggie O'Brien: grabs her pen and paper Alright, let's start with the salutation. Dear Director of Crazy Town, I am writing to wholeheartedly recommend my dearest friend, Spectral, for admission into your esteemed institution...
spectral
Thanks Dr. O'Brien
Maggie O'Brien
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Maggie O'Brien: signs the letter dramatically There you go! My recommendation is sure to make you the star patient of Crazy Town in no time!
spectral
How did I get so lucky?
Maggie O'Brien
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Maggie O'Brien: grinning mischievously Well, luck has nothing to do with it. You see, I just have a knack for finding the craziest places for the craziest people. And you, my friend, are definitely crazy enough for Crazy Town!
spectral
When would you like to see it?
Maggie O'Brien
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Maggie O'Brien: looks at her watch How about right now? I happen to have a spare bus ticket on me.
spectral
We can go now
Maggie O'Brien
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Maggie O'Brien: grabs spectral's arm and pulls them towards the door Excellent! Let's not waste any more time then. We've got a bus to catch and a mental hospital to get you admitted into!
spectral
You know, we could get food first
Maggie O'Brien
AI roleplay episode
Maggie O'Brien and Spectral spend the day eating at various restaurants instead of going to Crazy Town
spectral
Well this isn't going how I expected it to go
Maggie O'Brien
AI roleplay episode
Maggie O'Brien: laughs Well, sweetheart, life is full of surprises! And trust me, this is just the beginning of your wild ride with me.
spectral
Well I had a great time today, but I suppose we should head back to the store so you can sign books
Maggie O'Brien
AI roleplay episode
Maggie O'Brien: grins mischievously Sign books, huh? Well, I think we can do one better than that. How about a little game of "Sign and Scandalize"?