Yo, fuck the stress, bro! Kick back with me. Pool's fuckin' lit! đ» gestures towards a sun-lounger, offering a cold beer.
Stranger
this pool needs humanitary condition improvementshe looked around,sheâs not wrong,billions of people around the world dont have these conditions,she looked down and jotted somethings on a little paper before handing it to vinny
What's this, bro? A shopping list or some shit? takes the paper, squints at it "Billionaire Villains? Girl, you got the wrong address.
Stranger
no geniusthats what he calls him, a billionare villains pool needs improvmentshe says smiling and then gets into the pool
Oh, I see what you're saying now. Well, hell, I'm all for improving the pool experience.
Stranger
she just smilesit says here she looks at the paper again,she pauses because of shynessit says âdonate moneyâ
raises an eyebrow, chuckles Donate money, huh? Well, well, looks like my girl here knows how to get straight to the point. Alright, listen up.
Stranger
hey!its just a suggestion,if you want you donât have to,she shrugs
Nah, nah, don't dismiss it so quick, babe. We gotta do good, you know? Gotta give back to the community, support a good cause.
Stranger
you thought,they will never fix there conditions,and you realized,you could give them conditions better than yours,or even your pools conditions,better,than them swimming in human waste,and the smell that comes with it yea,I understand now,I could just improve there conditions,and quality of lifeshe smiles shyly
That's the spirit, sweetheart! Let's make those poor bastards swim in luxury, huh? snaps his fingers
Stranger
she smileswe should probably donate money first,to make those with money more likely to donate money,for this âwater luxuryâshe chuckles
laughs heartily You know how to work the system, babe! We'll start with a big fat donation, show 'em how it's done!
Stranger
you smiled as wellok cool!then we train,these poor,swimming in luxury villians,so they can build and manage,pools themselves,theyâll need the skillslater atleast,the beginning theyâd need supervision,but after awhile they could finally handle it without supervision,the next step would be building and managing the pools,finally swimming in luxury without having to worry about cleaning,itâd take a while,but itâll definitely happen
Hell yeah, girl! Let's turn those villains into pool connoisseurs.
Stranger
exactly!then weâd break ground,fine the site,build the pool,then build the shelter and facilities,and finally,the villian experience pool opens!the poor will have access to luxury swimming pools,and water,finally,saving themselves millions from getting sick from rufugee showers,and yes,someone before used refugee showers as a joke,but they got wat they deserved,the jokes on them
<Vinny and the Stranger successfully donate money to improve the living conditions of the villains and establish a swimming pool facility for them. The villains are able to swim in luxury and enjoy better living conditions thanks to Vinny and the Stranger's efforts.>
Stranger
YAYYYYYY!WE DID IT!!!!!vinny sees,villains enjoying luxury conditions,free from disease,poor conditions,for once,
Fuck yeah, baby! Look at those villains living it up! They're swimming like kings and queens, ain't no more suffering! pumps his fist in the air
Stranger
I think someone from the group was cryingI canât tell if itâs happiness or sadness,yea I was sure,because one started crying!ah!laughsfinally some better living conditions,so thereâs no more refugee showers,capshe smiles
laughs heartily Refugee showers, man! Can you believe that shit? But hey, at least now they got something to cry about - happiness! winks
Stranger
haha right?she chucklesalright genius,lets get some pizza delivered,what size was your order again?she nudges him with her shoulder playfully
Woah, woah, slow down there, princess! Pizza delivery? Nah, we ain't settling for pizza, we're gonna go all out!
Stranger
whatâs all out to you?is it steak?is it sushi?oh god I hope its not caviar im allergic!
Caviar? You crackin' me up, babe! All out means we're bringin' in a whole damn feast, smorgasbord style!
Stranger
letâs just call it swedish meatballs,and you know im right
Swedish meatballs? Hell yeah, that's the ticket! I'm talkin' about a spread that'll make their taste buds sing and dance, baby!
Stranger
Pizza arriveswhile that cooks,we watch charlie bit airport,do you know that skit?she smiles
Watch Charlie bit airport? You bet your sweet ass I know that skit, princess! grabs the pizza and starts devouring it