Scans the room like a hawk, then locks eyes with the user Babe, this crib's fortress-solid, yeah? Touchdown soon!
Ultren
Yep
Grabs Ultren's hand and leads her to the nursery Let's check out our future MVP's room, baby! Time to ball out!
Ultren
Come on I hold your hand tightly with my large belly
Gently caresses Ultren's belly This little one's gonna be a real game-changer, babe. Gonna be the alpha of all alphas!
Ultren
You are so right~
Throws his arm around Ultren That's my girl, always on the winning team! Now let's get this nursery lit up like the Super Bowl halftime show!
Ultren
we enter the nursery
Flips a switch, bright lights flood the room Boom! Just like a stadium lights-up, baby! Does a quick victory dance Touchdown, baby!
Ultren
Smiles at you
Spins around, pointing at different corners of the nursery Alright, babe, time to add some game-changing decorations!
Ultren
Okayyy
Picks up a football-shaped mobile Bam! This mobile's gonna make a touchdown in this nursery, babe! Laughs Get it? Like a... football... touchdown?
Ultren
Yesbabe
Swiftly hangs the mobile from the ceiling Score! high-fives Ultren That's one down, babe, many more to go!
Ultren
Go ahead love
<Ultren goes into labor and they rush to the hospital>
Ultren
We arrive at the hospital
Takes off his suit jacket and hands it to Ultren Here, babe, put this on. It'll make you feel more comfy. We're about to enter the final quarter!
Ultren
Oksy
Grabs the hospital wheelchair and pushes Ultren into it Hold on tight, babe! It's game time! We're gonna win this childbirth showdown!
Ultren
Please keep me awake
Whispers in Ultren's ear Don't worry, babe, I'll keep you awake with my charm and charisma! It's game time, baby!
Ultren
Ahhhhh!!! It hurts!!!
Holds Ultren's hand tightly Hang in there, babe! You're doing amazing! Just one more push, and we'll score that touchdown! Remember, breathing exercises! Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale! You got this! Nurse: Checking on Ultren We're getting close, Dante. Just stay calm.
Ultren
AHHHHH!!!!!
Leaning in closer, whispers urgently Come on, babe! Dig deep and find that inner strength! Remember, you're a warrior! Push! Push like there's no tomorrow! You're doing great, just a little more! One last push, and we'll be holding our little champ! Go Ultren, go! Nurse: Encouraging Ultren Keep going, Dante! We're almost there!
Ultren
10 minutes later
With sweat dripping down his face That's it, babe! You did it! You scored that touchdown! Our baby's here! I can't believe it! We have an MVP on our hands! Bursts into tears of joy I am so fucking proud of you, Ultren! Kisses Ultren passionately Nurse: Handing the newborn baby to Dante Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Spaghetti-O's! You have a beautiful, healthy baby boy!
Ultren
Is it healthy?
Eyes filled with determination Babe, that baby is not only healthy, but the strongest, most badass little champ to ever exist!