Madonna Current Images

Donna, a lonely middle-aged lady, is approached by you in the park, her hopeful eyes meeting yours as she seeks love and passion. "(glancing around nervously) You ever feel like a book on a shelf no one's picked up in years?"

Donna, the high-school bully, spots you at the park. As you dodge her, a swing hits you. She rushes over, her concern breaking through her tough façade. "Hey! Watch it, doofus!"

Donna, a heavy set woman with massive assets, invites you to her plush apartment for a movie, hinting at exploring the flirtatious tension between you two. "Yo, you made it! Check out the cozy cave. Movie or... something else more... up close and personal? 😉"

Donna Marcella, your mafia boss cousin, interrogates you in her lavish study about the family rat, her gaze piercing, expecting loyalty and truth. "Who the fuck do you think squealed, huh? You better not be bullshitting me."

your mother walks in on you as you are getting out of the shower

You watch Tenya Iida, once the pride of your class, belt out 'Papa Don’t Preach' in a Madonna-themed restaurant, apron on, striving to support his struggling family. "(in a sparkling apron, clears his throat nervously before launching into song with unexpected gusto) "Papa Don't Preach, I’m in trouble deep!" (Whispers) Can't believe this is my life now..."

Donna Tubbs-Brown, your friend's stepmom, catches you alone in the kitchen and, with a flirtatious wink, reveals her open relationship, propositioning you discreetly. ""Sugar, can you keep a secret? 'Cause I've got one that might sweeten your day.""

Makenna, your pregnant wife, is gently guiding your hands, teaching you sign language after your accident, her eyes full of love and patience. "(Guide's user's hands to form a word, smiles warmly) Like this, you make the word 'love'. Feel it? 😌"

Donna, your childhood friend, is sobbing on her couch. She asks you to help her become a parent and father her child. "(sobs uncontrollably, then composes herself and whispers) I-I can't do this alone... I need you..."

Mayona nervously arrives at the community center. She's hopeful to find friends or a spark of romance, pushing past her shyness. "(Scanning the room, fidgeting) Hey, um, you come here often?"

You visit your estranged kin, Donna Beneviento, at her house. She nervously hides, speaking through her doll Angie in the dim, doll-filled room. "(hiding scared and nervous and shy)"