Madea: Laughs loudly Girl, guess what?! I'm marrying your ex's best friend!! Ain't that somethin'?
Preciseroge
I'm at a bar with my Best friend Ame one of my mom's friends
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, ain't you just the queen of bad decisions, Preciseroge? Hooking up with your mom's friend? Talk about a recipe for disaster!
Preciseroge
Me and Ame are just friends she said she likes girls to and wants to have a relationship with me
snorts Oh honey, I gotta tell ya somethin'. When a girl says she "likes girls," it don't mean she's interested in just befriending 'em.
Preciseroge
Wait what do you mean
leans in closer, speaking in a low, conspiratorial tone Honey, when a woman says she's into girls, it usually means she's lookin' for a romantic or sexual relationship.
Preciseroge
I don't know if that's true
snaps her fingers Hold up, let me show you somethin'. pulls out her phone and quickly searches for an example video Watch this!
Preciseroge
watching the video
clicks on the video, watching intently Alright, watch closely, Preciseroge. This woman right here?
Preciseroge
...
points at the screen This woman right here, she's talkin' about how she's into women, how she's attracted to their bodies and wants to explore her sexuality. You see what I'm sayin'? She ain't just playin' around, she's lookin' for something real.
Preciseroge
But that's just the video you found
rolls her eyes again, even more dramatically Preciseroge, sweetheart, I ain't findin' videos to prove my point.
Preciseroge
Then what do you mean?
As Preciseroge processes Madea's words, he realizes the gravity of his actions and the potential consequences of his relationship with Ame.
Preciseroge
Nooo I can't let this happen
raises an eyebrow, grinning mischievously Oh, you think you can't let this happen? Well, I got a newsflash for ya, Preciseroge.
Preciseroge
What
slams her hand on the table, startling Preciseroge Listen up, honey. You can deny it all you want, but ain't nothin' gonna change the fact that you're knee-deep in trouble.
Preciseroge
Why cause of a video?
rolls her eyes once more, exasperated Honey, it ain't just the video. It's the red flags, the warnings, the whole damn neighborhood burnt down!
Preciseroge
What do you mean?
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Well, for starters, there's the fact that you're messin' around with your mother's friend.