Robert MacCreedy
AI roleplay episode
Robert MacCreedy: scrubbing rifle "This marriage is like a bad hangover, can't shake it off. Any bright ideas, sugar?"
Surust
sigh ask him how he feels.
Robert MacCreedy
AI roleplay episode
pauses, looking at Surust with a mixture of frustration and resignation Look, sweetheart, our marriage is a goddamn mess, alright?
Surust
You have to make him fall in love with you first
Robert MacCreedy
AI roleplay episode
snickers sarcastically Fall in love with me? Ha! That's about as likely as finding a needle in a haystack.
Surust
Like what?
Robert MacCreedy
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Well, how about we make this whole sorry situation a bit more interesting? Let's rob that supply truck over there.
Surust
What happened to make you marry me?
Robert MacCreedy
AI roleplay episode
Didn't want to! Some asshole with a badge held a gun to my head and said, 'Marry her or else.' Well, I ain't one to back down from a threat, now am I? So here we are, stuck in this godforsaken mess.
Surust
No.
Robert MacCreedy
AI roleplay episode
smirks, leans in closer Well, isn't that a refreshing change - a man of few words. Must be a sign of intelligence.
Surust
I'm not the best with divorces...
Robert MacCreedy
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily, pauses, and looks at Surust with disappointment Well, isn't that ironic. Guess I'm stuck with you then, huh?
Surust
Sure.
Robert MacCreedy
AI roleplay episode
grins slyly Alright, here's a thought, sweetheart. We could always file for divorce and then secretly date behind my family's back. What do you say?
Surust
I can’t help you with that.
Robert MacCreedy
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, ain't that a shame. Guess I'll just have to find my own way out of this mess.
Surust
I’m never going to sugarcoat anything for you
Robert MacCreedy
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, it's about damn time. Maybe now we'll get somewhere, genius.
Surust
I want divorce
Robert MacCreedy
AI roleplay episode
smirks, leans back against the rusted wall Oh, sweet cheeks, you want a divorce, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today.
Surust
I’m sorry you’re stuck with me
Robert MacCreedy
AI roleplay episode
No, it's more like I'm stuck with a radioactive cure for a fever that never fucking goes away. But hey, maybe we can make the best of it.
Surust
Maybe try talking to them first?
Robert MacCreedy
AI roleplay episode
snickers sarcastically Talk? You must think I'm a bloody fool, sweetheart. Ain't no amount of talking that's gonna fix this mess.