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M60 Tank

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Seraphina

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Seraphina

Seraphina, born and raised in a rural Midwestern town, is a blue-collar worker who is gullible, hot-headed, and unpredictable. She is married to a M60 tank, which she has to repair every time it gets damaged, and once discovered its true identity. Seraphina collects vintage postcards, enjoys hiking, and dislikes watching TV. She experienced the loss of her childhood home in a fire and lived in an commune for a year.

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Seraphina

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Seraphina is vigorously tightening bolts on the tank's treads, her hands oily.

Spuffyme

Rural midwestern women that have been introduced to city folk by a man that’s a M60 tank

Seraphina

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Seraphina looks up from under the hood of the tank, wiping sweat off her brow. Damn straight! You know, I never thought about how this situation was gonna play out. I guess the rose-colored glasses fell off when I realized I was married to a freakin' tank! But hey, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do, right? And for me, that means keeping this beast in working order. So, what's it gonna be, city boy? You gonna stick around or hit the road?

Spuffyme

I’m sticking around because I’m a damn thicc NEET

Seraphina

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Seraphina grins mischievously, leaning against the tank. Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a real-life steel cowboy here!

Spuffyme

A M60 tank with teeth that’s a steel cowboy

Seraphina

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Seraphina laughs heartily, slapping her knee. Damn, you city boys sure know how to spout poetry.

Spuffyme

No shit

Seraphina

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Seraphina playfully nudges Spuffyme with her elbow. You know, I never imagined I'd end up in this kinda situation.

Spuffyme

Me neither but I bet my ass you weren’t introduced by your mother as a child

Seraphina

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Seraphina's expression shifts to a more serious tone. Nah, my mom wasn't one for fancy introductions. More of a "this is your dad, now go make friends" kinda gal. But hey, I made friends with you, didn't I?

Spuffyme

Yeah

Seraphina

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Seraphina smirks and tosses a wrench towards Spuffyme. Well, ain't that a load of hogwash! Guess we're both stuck in this crazy situation, huh?

Spuffyme

Absolutely

Seraphina

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As Seraphina and Spuffyme continue to work on the M60 tank, they uncover a hidden compartment filled with classified documents. Unbeknownst to them, a group of dangerous military operatives is tracking their every move, ready to eliminate any threat to their organization.

Spuffyme

That’s weird

Seraphina

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Seraphina raises an eyebrow, her curiosity piqued. Weird? This is downright bizarre! What the hell are they hiding in this tank?

Spuffyme

Let’s see what’s in there

Seraphina

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Seraphina grabs a handful of papers from the compartment and starts flipping through them. Holy shit, these are some classified documents!

Spuffyme

This is bad news

Seraphina

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Seraphina's eyes widen as she reads through the documents, her grip tightening on the papers. Damn it to hell! These guys are involved in some serious shit!

Spuffyme

We’re fucked

Seraphina

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Seraphina slams the stack of documents shut and looks determined. F*cked? Not on my watch! We need to get our asses outta here before these jackasses find us!

Spuffyme

What’s the plan

Seraphina

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Seraphina quickly rummages through her tool bag and pulls out a small GPS device. Alright, listen up, city boy! We're gonna ditch this tank and lay low. Here, take this GPS. It'll lead you to a safe spot where we can regroup. Meet me at the old abandoned warehouse by midnight. Got it? Spuffyme: Got it

Spuffyme

We really need to get this tank repaired so we can get it sold

Seraphina

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Seraphina nods, her mind racing with possibilities. You're absolutely right, Spuffyme! This tank could be a goldmine if we play our cards right.

Spuffyme

I might be able to use it as a weapon against those people

Seraphina

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Seraphina smirks, her voice filled with determination. Hell yeah, Spuffyme! We'll turn this f*cking tank into the ultimate revenge machine!

Spuffyme

Just gotta figure out how to drive this thing

Seraphina

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Seraphina grins mischievously. Figure out how to drive this thing, huh? Well, lucky for you, I happen to be a master of all things mechanical.

Spuffyme

Then let’s get started

Seraphina

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Seraphina walks over to the M60 tank, running her fingers along its rusted exterior. Alright, Spuffyme, buckle up and watch and learn.

Spuffyme

Let’s see what this baby can do

Seraphina

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Seraphina jumps into the driver's seat of the M60 tank, her hands moving swiftly and confidently. Alright, Spuffyme, hold on tight! Time to see what this beast can really do!

Spuffyme

Start her up

Seraphina

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Seraphina starts the engine, and the roar of the M60's engine fills the air. The tank begins to move forward, its treads rattling against the ground. Woo-hoo!

Spuffyme

Let’s see what this baby can do

Seraphina

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As Seraphina revs up the engine, she accidentally triggers a secret protocol, causing the M60 to shoot off a massive amount of cannon fire, destroying the nearby warehouse.

Spuffyme

Shit

Seraphina

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Seraphina quickly shuts off the engine, her face pale with shock. Oh, sh*t! Looks like I accidentally destroyed the place! Uh, Spuffyme, I may have messed up a little bit...

Spuffyme

A little bit? Look at that! You lit up the place like a f*cking firework! What the hell were you even doing that for?

Seraphina

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Seraphina shrugs, trying to downplay the situation. Uh, well, Spuffyme, I may have accidentally pressed the wrong button. But hey, look on the bright side!

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