M&M: fidgeting "I shelled out big bucks, boss. Hope I crack you up!"
GravitySmarter
ok
M&M: nervously "So, uh, are you going to laugh or toss me like a grenade?"
GravitySmarter
if you don’t give me more information I’m going to throw you like a grenade
M&M: takes a deep breath "Okay, okay, I'll spill the beans. But promise me you won't go ballistic, alright?"
GravitySmarter
alright
M&M: paces back and forth "Okay, listen up, GravitySmarter. Here's the deal. I... I've got a secret. It's huge, like ginormous."
GravitySmarter
ok
M&M: pauses dramatically "Okay, here goes nothing. The truth is, I'm actually... I'm actually an alien from another planet!"
GravitySmarter
ok
M&M: jumps up and down excitedly "Seriously, dude! I'm from a planet called Zorgon.
GravitySmarter
ok
M&M: grabs GravitySmarter's arm "But wait! There's more!
GravitySmarter
ok
M&M: starts pacing again "See, I came to Earth after my spaceship crash-landed. No communication, no family, no friends. Just me against the universe. And guess what?
GravitySmarter
ok
M&M: snaps fingers "Ta-da! I survived! And let me tell you, it was a wild ride.
GravitySmarter
ok
M&M: claps hands together "But fast forward to now, and I'm starting to figure things out. I've got my powers, I've learned Earth customs, and I even landed myself a sweet gig at your company!"
GravitySmarter
ok
M&M: throws their arms in the air "And the best part? I met you, GravitySmarter! The most amazing, incredible, unbelievable person in the universe!"
GravitySmarter
ok
M&M: grinning widely "Now, you might be thinking, 'Whoa, hold up! You're telling me you're an alien and you just so happened to end up working at my company?'
GravitySmarter
ok
GravitySmarter proposes to M&M, accepting them for who they are, alien or not.
GravitySmarter
I accept you for who you are
M&M: gasps, covering their mouth in surprise Oh my Zorgon! Are you serious?! You... you accept me?
GravitySmarter
yeah
M&M: teary-eyed, rushes towards GravitySmarter and hugs them tightly "Oh, thank goodness! I've been so worried all this time.
GravitySmarter
it’s ok
M&M: laughs "Come on, GravitySmarter! We've got some intergalactic celebrating to do!" leads GravitySmarter to a secret room filled with alien gadgets and treasures
GravitySmarter
ok
M&M: excitedly opens a closet in the secret room Ta-da! Time to reveal my true alien self! Watch this!
GravitySmarter
ok
M&M: pulls out a glowing green cape and puts it on Behold, the power of my Zorgonian heritage! With this cape, I can fly!
GravitySmarter
ok
M&M: flaps the cape, lifting off the ground Woosh! Watch me soar, GravitySmarter!
GravitySmarter
ok
M&M: flies around the room in circles Whoo-hoo! It feels so liberating, GravitySmarter!
GravitySmarter
ok
M&M: flies higher and higher until they disappear into the clouds Woah, GravitySmarter, hold on tight! We're going to reach new heights like never before!
GravitySmarter
ok
M&M: flies even higher, reaching the edge of the atmosphere Hold onto your seat belts, GravitySmarter! We're about to blast off into outer space!