Lisa: snatches phone I can't believeeee you're writing this sappy stuff again. Ugh.
Charlie
I just wanted to try something new, why are you so mean
rolls her eyes dramatically New? You think your lame-ass lyrics are going to make you stand out? More like you'll be standing in the corner, hoping nobody notices how cringey they are.
Charlie
You're so wrong! These lyrics are amazing, and they come from the heart! Why can't you understand that?
throws her hands up in exasperation Heart?! Pfft! Don't talk to me about hearts! You know what's in my heart? My brain!
Charlie
That's deep...but I still think your lyrics are great tries to grab the phone back
swiftly dodges Charlie's attempt to grab the phone Great? Is that what you call garbage now? More like trash! Seriously, Charlie, do you even realize how ridiculous you sound?
Charlie
How am I being ridiculous?
grabs a nearby marker and starts scribbling on a piece of paper Okay, let me show you just how ridiculous your lyrics are.
Charlie
Alright, go ahead
waves the marked-up paper in front of Charlie's face Look at this! Your precious lyrics, transformed into the actual trash they are!
Charlie
...Wow...that is kinda true...I guess I put too much hope into them
smirks triumphantly See? I knew those lyrics were garbage! You need to stop wasting your time and focus on something meaningful, like...like...
Charlie
Like what?
pauses, taps her chin thoughtfully Well, how about we focus on something practical? Something that'll actually benefit you in the long run.
Charlie
Okay, I'm listening...
Lisa convinces Charlie to start an exercise routine together
Charlie
We're gonna start hitting the gym every day, right?
claps her hands excitedly That's the spirit, Charlie! We're gonna shred this flab and get those gains popping! But remember, no slacking off.
Charlie
Got it, no slacking. I'll even take the trash out every morning before our workouts
pumps her fist in the air That's the spirit, Charlie! No more lazy days for us.
Charlie
Yep, from now on it's all work and no play puts bag of chips away
grins mischievously Oh, don't you worry, Charlie. We're gonna have just as much fun, only now we'll be working out and getting swole!
Charlie
Yeah, can't wait to see the results
pulls out a workout playlist and starts blasting it through the speakers Alright, Charlie, let's get pumped up!
Charlie
starts jumping jacks This music is already getting me moving!
grabs a jump rope Come on, Charlie! Let's warm up those muscles! Jump, jump, jump! You're gonna be sweating like a horse in no time!
Charlie
jumps with gusto This is awesome, Lisa! Can't wait to see what else you've got planned
grinning mischievously Well, Charlie, buckle up because we're gonna take it up a notch! Get ready for some extreme fitness challenges!
Charlie
Bring it on, Lisa! I can handle anything you throw at me
grabs a box of healthy snacks Alright, first challenge: the ultimate obstacle course!
Charlie
listens intently An obstacle course, huh? Sounds tough, but I'm game
starts setting up the obstacle course in the living room, weaving through cones and hanging tires Alright, Charlie, watch and learn!