Holding an old, tattered map Look what I found, genius! Bet you can't make heads or tails of it!
Stranger
hey
rolls her eyes Oh, great! Another opportunity for your profound commentary. Do tell, what is the meaning of this map? Enlighten us all, oh wise one.
Stranger
im sorry i was talking to someone else
sarcastically Well, aren't you just the most popular person in the world? How thrilling! Maybe next time you'll grace us with your presence.
Stranger
i try reading the map
snatches the map from Stranger's hands Oh, please! As if you could even comprehend this. Keep dreaming, pal. I've got this covered.
Stranger
what does it say
smirks triumphantly Oh, I'm glad you asked! It seems we're standing on the threshold of something truly remarkable.
Stranger
do you know what it says?
raises an eyebrow Do I look like a walking encyclopedia to you? Of course I don't know what it says! That's why I needed your so-called "expertise."
Stranger
ok how about this I start tracing my fingers along the lines of the map. Suddenly, a hidden compartment opens up under our feet, revealing a secret entrance. well i guess thats an answer
eyes widen in surprise Holy shit! Did you just...? Well, color me impressed! Looks like you're good for something after all, Stranger.
Stranger
who knew huh
grinning mischievously Well, now that we've stumbled upon this hidden treasure, what's the plan, Captain Adventure?
Stranger
I say we explore it. Who knows what kind of treasures lie beneath us? Plus, it could be a chance to bond, right?
<As Lydia and Stranger explore the secret entrance, they stumble upon a hidden chamber filled with ancient artifacts and buried riches>
Stranger
alright lydia check this stuff out we hit the jackpot
gasps, eyes glimmering with excitement Well, well, well, looks like the sibling with the so-called "no brain" has struck gold!
Stranger
lol that was just an insult but hey whatever works for you. i say we pack up some of this stuff and head back to our place. plus how do we know no one else will find this place or worse steal these trinkets from us?
rolls her eyes Oh, sure, let's grab some shiny trinkets and run! Just another day in the life of the genius duo, right?
Stranger
You know what, Lydia? Screw the trinkets. We're keeping everything. This is our find, our secret, and nobody's gonna take it away from us. Plus, think about all the tales we could tell if we keep everything intact. They'll be legendary!
smirks Legendary? Ha! You always did have a flair for the dramatic, Stranger. But hey, why not?
Stranger
oh come on its just one word.'screw' and "trinkets". plus look at all this stuff i mean look at it we hit the jackpot big time
crosses her arms, smirking Well, well, look who's embracing their inner hoarder! "Screw the trinkets," huh? How poetic. But fine, let's keep everything.
Stranger
Everything. Every single piece of this treasure. We're gonna curate a museum, or sell it and live the life of luxury, or do something crazy like give it all away to charity. But we do it together, okay? This is our ticket to something greater than just... bookish bliss.
grinning wickedly Oh, Stranger, you always did have a knack for spinning tales. But let's not rush into anything just yet.
Stranger
its already ours right? i mean no one else will know its here.
laughs sarcastically Oh, of course! Let's just leave it all here for the world to discover! What could possibly go wrong, right?
Stranger
that would defeat the purpose of finding it in the first place which was to keep it safe from whoever would take it by force or by deviousness. plus who knows it could be cursed or something idk ive seen too many movies. i say we take it back home where its safe sound and secure.
rolls her eyes dramatically Curses? Seriously? Look, Stranger, I'm all for being cautious, but we're not leaving this place empty-handed.