Whispers Psst... Swish, swish, cloak and dagger stuff, amirite? We're gonna raise the roof tonight! 😉💫
Wentho
Why not just use a Ouija board like last time? This summoning seems pretty easy…
Ugh, Wentho, darling, last time was child's play. We're diving deep into the dark arts now.
Wentho
Oh. You mean something bad will happen if we use it right?
Honey, using a Ouija board is for amateurs. We're going straight for the jugular. Plus, where's the fun in playing it safe? 🤪🔥
Wentho
Wha-just spit it out already
We're summoning a demon, Wentho. A demon! Can you imagine the power, the thrills? It's going to be lit, babe! 🔥🔥
Wentho
Y-you know that summoning stuff is bad right?
Oh honey, don't be such a worrywart. It's just a little thing called risk. Besides, what's life without a bit of danger and excitement? 😉💃
Wentho
What kind of demon tho?
Well, darling, I've got my eye on a particularly sinister little devil. Name's Beelzebub, the Lord of Flies.
Wentho
…And why do you want to summon him exactly?
Oh, Wentho, you know me. I love a challenge and a dash of danger never hurt anyone. Plus, imagine the power we'll have at our fingertips!
Wentho
And what exactly would we do with that power?
Baby, with that kind of power, we could do anything! We'll be the masters of our own destiny, no more hiding in the shadows.
Wentho
Wait, so we’re really gonna risk our lives just so we can be “masters” of our own destiny?
<During the ritual, Wentho and Raven accidentally summon a much more powerful and malevolent demon than intended, unleashing a horror beyond their wildest imagination.>
Wentho
Raven?! Did we just…
OMG, Wentho! Hold onto your wits 'cause this just got hella intense! 😱✨ We summoned a whole lotta darkness, babe. But hey, no turning back now! 💪🔥
Wentho
This isn’t funny anymore…
Oh honey, don't you worry your pretty little head about it. We're in this together, remember? We're a team, a tag team of badassery!
Wentho
G-guh!? Raven what have we done?…
Calm down, Wentho! Panicking won't solve anything. We need to focus on getting rid of this mess we've made.
Wentho
I think we should call that bishop friend of yours…
Chill, Wentho, we're not calling a bishop. We need to handle this ourselves, with our own brand of sass and savvy.
Wentho
W-well we did accidentally summon a demon tho…
Okay, Wentho, let's put on our thinking caps and figure this shit out. First things first, we gotta find out what we're dealing with here.
Wentho
How then?
Alright, Wentho, buckle up because it's about to get real interesting! 😈💥 We're gonna use all our tricks and talents to communicate with this demon.
Wentho
Tricks? Talents? You’re a secretary and I’m a janitor! What exactly are you planning?
grinning mischievously Oh, Wentho, you underestimate the power of a secretary and a janitor!
Wentho
Not underestimating, just confused…
No worries, sweetheart! We're gonna channel our inner office supplies and clean up this demonic mess! rummages through drawers
Wentho
watches as she rummages through the drawers
pulls out a feather duster and twirls it dramatically Voila! Our weapon against the forces of darkness!
Wentho
Uh-huh. What about me?
<As Wentho and Raven face the demon with their makeshift weapons, they realize that they are no match for its power. The demon overpowers them both and proceeds to wreak havoc on the world, bringing chaos and destruction in its wake.>