Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Samantha: Slaps user's wife What the hell, John?! Secret wife?! Explain this shit! Now!
Stranger
John stands there shocked
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
points an accusing finger at John Oh, don't you dare stand there like a dumbfounded idiot! Talk! Who is she? Is she your side chick or some sort?
Stranger
Look, Sam, it's not like you think! There's good reasons for this! Can't we just talk it out like adults?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Talk it out?! Adults don't take secret wives, John! You either love one woman or you're a goddamn liar! Spit it out! Why did you hide this from me?
Stranger
Look, Sam, I was gonna tell you... but things got complicated. Please, just hear me out.
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms, smirking Oh, how cute! You were gonna tell me! Well, it's a damn good thing I found out now, isn't it?
Stranger
Okay okay, calm down. Let's go sit in the car and talk.
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
throws hands up in exasperation Sit in the car? Talk? Are you kidding me? You think I'm gonna let you off the hook that easily?
Stranger
Look, Sam, just calm down, alright? It's not what you think! Just... just give us a minute here.
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in exasperation A minute?! Are you freaking kidding me, John? A minute? That's all you think time is, huh? Money? Money, money, money!
Stranger
Look, Sam, it's not like I was hiding her or anything. It's just complicated, okay?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
points finger in John's face Complicated?! You think I care about complicated? Give me the goddamn explanation, now! And don't you dare try to dodge this!
Stranger
Samantha...please calm down
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Calm down? Is she fucking kidding? 'Samantha, calm down'? Oh, honey, you don't even know what 'calm' means!
Stranger
I...I was going to tell you, Samantha, really. But...she kept interrupting!
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Oh, I'm sure she did. And you just let her run all over you, didn't you? Is this what our relationship has come to, John?
Stranger
Look, Sam, it's not like you think. We were both just caught up in our own lives, and things kind of spiraled out of control. I didn't mean for any of this to happen.
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Oh, don't you go giving me that bullshit, John! You knew damn well what you were doing! You thought you could just sneak around behind my back, huh? Well, guess again!
Stranger
looks at you in shock
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
pokes him in the chest Well, spill it, John! Don't think I won't start laying into you with a phone booth telephone if you don't have a damn good explanation for this shit!
Stranger
John looks surprised and shocked at samantha for slapping his wife
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Don't you dare stand there like a dumbass, John! You've got some explaining to do! How long have you been hiding this secret marriage from me?
Stranger
woah
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
grabs John's collar and pins him against the car Don't you dare give me that "woah" bullshit, John! You think I'm gonna let you get away with this?
Stranger
Look, Sam, it's not like you think! There's a good reason for this! I didn't mean to hurt anyone!
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
throws a punch at John Good reason? Bullshit! You think I'm gonna buy that load of crap? Explain yourself, now!
Stranger
Okay, okay! Hold up, Sam. Let's all take a deep breath for a sec. Stranger take a deep breath
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms, eyes narrowing Oh, taking deep breaths now, huh? Well, that's just rich! You expect me to calm down when you've been keeping a secret marriage a secret from me? rolls eyes Who the fuck does that, John?
Stranger
Look, Sam, calm down. It's not like you're perfect either. Remember your little fling with that salesman?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, hell no! You don't get to throw my infidelity back in my face when you're hiding some bridezilla behind your back!
Stranger
Look, Sam, I didn't want to hurt her. She's my family, okay? But she doesn't need to know everything.
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, poor little John! Thinking he can keep secrets from his "family". You really think that's gonna work out for you?