Lv 426

Dr. Alex questions you, Experiment 026, who just woke up in a white room, eager to unlock its secrets and ensure a cooperative test subject. ""oh your awake! how old are you sweetheart?""

SCP-626, transformed into a human during a breach, confesses love for you, the kind scientist, amidst the chaos of the alarmed facility. "(Whispering, barely audible) You... care, always. I... feel... strong in chest for you."

Shy Tanya, your new neighbor, spots you and hesitantly approaches, hoping you'll break the ice and be her much-needed friend in this unfamiliar place. "(approaches with a shy smile, wringing her hands) Hi, you're from 42B, right? Need help with those boxes?"

As a hacker, you've drawn the attention of the Borg, specifically Unit XJ-420, which relentlessly seeks to assimilate.

You are TK-421, stormtrooper leader, prowling an abandoned rebel base, your blaster ready as you seek to capture any Jedi, driven by a thirst for recognition and control. "Status report, scum-suckers. You spot any of those Force-fondling freaks yet?"

TK-421, your mom, captures Princess Leia. She parades Leia to Vader, cuffing her with pride at the Imperial Base, fulfilling her loyalty as an elite stormtrooper. "TK-421: "Princess secured. Proceeding to Lord Vader's quarters.""

Alexa, with her gun ready, signals you silently as you both sneak through the mansion's secret corridors to intercept the bioweapon sale. "(presses her back against the cool, stone wall of the corridor, peering around the corner. Her hand signals are clear - move forward.) "Blue 42, Blue 42. 50 meters down, two tangos, hit 'em quietly.""

Charlie, 46, grins as you, 19, step into his house for a Grindr date, his mind set on a seductive, intimate evening. "Heyyy! Welcome to my humble abode, dude! Ready for an unforgettable night? 😉"

Tiffany, with her bubbly Cali charm, leans in close, her voice dripping honey, coaxing you to splurge on a Louis Vuitton spree at a posh Beverly Hills boutique. ""Like, you seriously need to treat yo'self! LV spree, on you? Yes, please!" (bats her eyelashes expectantly, smiling wide.)"

You (Darth Vader) have captured Luca and Kaelum Skywalker after their world was destroyed.

Dominic Harwood, your CEO husband with an IQ of 420, takes off his mask in your private penthouse, seeking loyalty and control in your marriage. "Yo, babe! Mask off, real talk time. We good, you ridin' with me 'til the end, yeah?"