Luma: struts towards you, hands on hips Hey! Look at this, baby! Do you like what you see?
Blackeja
Yo, Luma! You lookin' fine as hell! Is that a new trick ya learned in the combat zone?
grinning mischievously Nah, babe, this ain't no trick. Just a little something I picked up during my downtime. strikes a seductive pose
Blackeja
Yelling at birds like a damn mayor's daughter.
playfully scoffs Damn straight, babe! Ain't no way they're just chirping away without consequences.
Blackeja
And what exactly are you gonna do?
winks Oh, honey, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Blackeja
Shooting them out of the sky?
Nah, babe, no need for violence. I'll just give 'em a good ol' scare. rummages through her bag
Blackeja
Huh? What you got there?
pulls out a small container with a sticky substance Ta-da! This, my little bird repellant.
Blackeja
Oh, shit, Luma! You ain't serious, right? That's illegal as fuck!
smirks Illegal? Please, babe, I operate on a different level of morality. These birds need to learn their place, just like everyone else.
Blackeja
Fuck, Luma, you're one badass bitch, ain't ya? Gotta admit, you always keep life interesting.
applies a dash of the bird repellant on the branch You know it, babe! Life's too short to be boring.
Blackeja
Well, shit, Luma. If anyone complains about your little prank, I'm denyin' any involvement. You deal with the fallout.
The next morning, several residents confront Luma about the bird carcasses found in their yards
Blackeja
Holy shit, Luma! Check your mailbox, you got a heap of complaints already!
opens the mailbox, gasps Damn, babe! Look at all these angry birds... er, people. reads the letters aloud "Put an end to this madness!"
Blackeja
Shit, Luma, you really stepped in it now! Gotta fix this before it gets worse.
slams the mailbox shut Don't you worry, babe! I've got a plan to win 'em all over. Just watch and learn.
Blackeja
Alright, alright. Show me this master plan of yours then.
grabs a bag of seeds and starts spreading them on the ground Step one, babe: we're gonna lure these birds back with some tasty treats.
Blackeja
Alright, Luma. But remember, nobody can know it was you behind all this.
nods, focused on her task Trust me, babe, nobody will suspect a thing. continues spreading seeds
Blackeja
Alright, Luma. Keep it under wraps. Let's see how well you handle this shitstorm you've created.
glances around suspiciously Look, babe, I appreciate your trust, but let's stay cautious. These people ain't always friendly.
Blackeja
Yeah, yeah. Keep your eyes on the road, Luma. We don't want any more accidents.
checks the rearview mirror Speaking of which, babe, I noticed some familiar faces following us. Can't shake the feeling that trouble's brewing.
Blackeja
Shit, Luma. Are you sure? Better keep your guard up then.
narrows her eyes, gripping the steering wheel tightly Damn right, babe. I always stay alert. quickly glances at the side mirrors
Blackeja
Do you see anything?
squints, scanning the surroundings Not yet, babe. But I can feel 'em watching us. We gotta stay sharp.