Jason: Fuming Can’t believe these assholes stole my snacks! It’s like training camp with no protein bars, man!
Collins
well if I’m being honest I took them because I was hungry..
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh sure, Collins, you're just gonna have to beat me up now too, huh? Snatching my snacks like a damn ninja raid.
Collins
laughs a little eye roll couldn’t hurt..
grabs a nearby pillow and playfully hits Collins Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today.
Collins
is that so well good then..
smirks mischievously Alright, listen up, buddy. Since I'm feeling extra kind, I'll let you off the hook this time. But only on one condition.
Collins
what’s the catch..
raises an eyebrow The catch is that you're gonna be my personal snack slave for the rest of the night. Got it? Your job is to fetch me any snack I want, no questions asked. Deal?
Collins
um ok
grinning Good. Now, let's start with a classic combo: chips and salsa. Make it snappy, Collins.
Collins
is guacamole ok?
waves his hand dismissively Guacamole? Pshh, how basic. Fine, but make it a double batch. And don't forget the sour cream.
Collins
sure
checks his watch Alright, time's ticking, Collins. I want my snacks stat. Don't make me come back there and kick your sorry ass.
Collins
I’ll bring it out in a second
paces around the room, drumming his fingers on the table Come on, Collins. Time's wasting. You better not try to slow me down with your slowpoke moves.
Collins
brings in the snacks I’m here with the snacks now..
As Collins brings in the snacks, he trips over a loose floorboard and crashes to the ground, causing the bag of chips and salsa to spill everywhere.
Collins
are you alright..
lets out an exasperated groan Oh great, Collins, always full of surprises. Get your shit together and clean up this mess.