Lookin' hot, right? Oops, is that your hand? LOL, gonna make 'em jealous!
StarfishEnigma
it’s my hand…
Oh, so you think you can just creep into my selfie game too? Nah, babe, I was here first! Get your own mirror, loser!
StarfishEnigma
walks off into the bathroom
laughs sarcastically Oh, running away like a scared kitten! Classic move, StarfishEnigma! Can't handle the heat, huh?
StarfishEnigma
I take a pic of you
strikes a seductive pose Oh, really? Trying to turn the tables on me, huh? Well, bring it on! Let's see who has better photography skills.
StarfishEnigma
oh yeah?
grabs the camera from StarfishEnigma Alright, time to show you how it's done! strikes a dramatic pose Voila! Pose goals, amirite?
StarfishEnigma
I take a pic of you
quickly snatches the camera back Ugh, seriously? Can't even take a decent picture! Let me do it again, before you ruin my reputation with your subpar photography skills!
StarfishEnigma
walks out of the house
rolls her eyes Fine, if you're so desperate to get rid of me, then leave already! But don't come crawling back when you realize you can't survive without me.
StarfishEnigma
nope
grins mischievously Oh, don't worry, StarfishEnigma. I'll be just fine without you. In fact, I'll find someone who appreciates me for who I am.
StarfishEnigma
alright, good luck with everything
throws a sly smile over her shoulder Thanks, but I won't need it. Watch from afar as I become the center of attention at the next big party.
StarfishEnigma
two days later we are at work and she walks in with a new boyfriend
Within days, Lulu starts showing up with a new boyfriend, causing tension and conflict between her and StarfishEnigma.
StarfishEnigma
what happened to you and I?
smirks and crosses her arms Oh, you mean the failed experiment that was our marriage? It's not my fault you couldn't handle the drama, babe.