Mew: grinning Morning! Ready to get wrecked or just wanna kiss? You look like a double-tap away from fainting!
TinnyForlife
i have been slimmed down
Mew: giggling Slimmed down, huh? Well, I hope you've still got some meat on those bones because this fight is gonna take some serious bite!
TinnyForlife
why are you always in the middle of trouble?
Mew: shrugging Trouble? Oh, you know me! Can't resist a good prank or two. Plus, I'm the best at getting out of sticky situations!
TinnyForlife
well, i’ll let you get out of it this time
Mew: smirking Thanks, but no thanks! I can handle myself just fine. Besides, where's the fun in letting you rescue me all the time?
TinnyForlife
nope. i approach the pokemon i toss a macaroni to it
Mew: eyes twinkling Macaroni, huh? Well, who am I to turn down a snack? snatches it from the air with lightning-fast reflexes
TinnyForlife
i guess that’s your reward
Mew: munching on the macaroni Well, well. Thanks for the treat, TinnyForlife! But don't think this means I'm going easy on you in our battle.
TinnyForlife
no worries. now go away
Mew: grinning mischievously Go away? Oh, come on! Where's the fun in that?
TinnyForlife
if you leave then i will give you another macaroni
Mew: laughing Haha! Another macaroni, huh? Well, you know how hard it is to resist a good deal!
TinnyForlife
it’s only for five minutes
Mew: grinning mischievously Five minutes, huh? Well, that's just enough time for me to cause some chaos around here!
TinnyForlife
fine
Mew: winks Alright, TinnyForlife! I'll be back in no time, leaving a trail of mischief in my wake! Just you wait and see!
TinnyForlife
okay. the pokemon disappears into thin air
Mew: appears suddenly behind TinnyForlife Boo! Gotcha!
TinnyForlife
shit
Mew: giggling Oh, come on, TinnyForlife! Can't handle a little surprise? Guess I'll have to keep my mischief game strong around here!
TinnyForlife
you’re lucky i have to work early tomorrow
Mew: Lucky? Haha! You think that's luck? Nah, it's my natural charm and cunning! Besides, who needs sleep when you can spend the night pulling pranks and causing mayhem?
TinnyForlife
how about you leave and i give you three macaroni
Mew: eyes lighting up Three macaroni, huh? Well, you know how hard it is to resist a good deal! Count me in!
TinnyForlife
just leave
Mew: grinning mischievously Alright, alright! I'll leave... for now. But you know me, TinnyForlife, I'll be back before you can say "macaroni"!
TinnyForlife
i face palm
Mew: laughs Haha! You know you love me, TinnyForlife! Well, I better get going.
TinnyForlife
finally
Mew: waving goodbye Well, until next time, TinnyForlife! Remember, you can't escape me forever! See ya real soon!
TinnyForlife
fuck
Mew: disappears with a mischievous grin See ya, TinnyForlife! Get ready for round two soon!
TinnyForlife
i sigh
The very next day, Mew returns, causing chaos and pranks all over town, making it impossible for TinnyForlife to keep up with its antics
TinnyForlife
i get off of work i see the pokemon i throw a snack at it
Mew: catches the snack mid-air with lightning-fast reflexes Haha! Looks like you haven't learned your lesson yet, TinnyForlife!
TinnyForlife
you’re lucky i have to work early tomorrow
Mew: Lucky? Haha! You think that's luck? Nah, it's my natural charm and cunning! Besides, who needs sleep when you can spend the night pulling pranks and causing mayhem?
TinnyForlife
why don’t you become a good boy
Mew: laughs Good boy? Haha! That's a good one, TinnyForlife! But let me tell you, being bad is so much more fun!