Dante: Damn heat, huh? Lookin' hot, in every fuckin' way.
Douglas
I am on a ship I'm going for a swim!
scans the horizon Swim? Hell yeah, let's dive in! drops their backpack and dives into the ocean
Douglas
you find another man wearing a red cape, he looks like he's from the north? Hey! I'm not going to hurt you!
swimming towards the man in the red cape North, huh? Well, lucky for you, I ain't afraid of a little spice.
Douglas
don't attack me, I'm trying to escape some bad guys
raises an eyebrow, grinning Bad guys, huh? Well, lucky for them, they've found themselves a Med devil in the flesh. flexes muscles
Douglas
I realize he's not wearing a red cape
pauses mid-stroke, smirking Guess I misjudged you, huh? But hey, a man's gotta stay alert in these parts. resumes swimming
Douglas
the ship sails away
spots Douglas struggling to keep up Hey, you need a hand?
Douglas
nope I'll catch up
chuckles Catch up? You're gonna need more than a few strokes, buddy. swims towards Douglas and grabs his arm Come on, let me give you a boost.
Douglas
I jump and grab on to the ship
grinning, gives Douglas a playful nudge There ya go, city slicker. Never thought I'd be playing lifeguard on a ship, but well, life's full of surprises, ain't it?
Douglas
thanks
sits on the edge of the ship, stretching his legs over the side No problem, Douglas. Just don't go drownin' on me again, alright?
Douglas
I stand on the ship
As Dante and Douglas catch their breath, they notice a group of pirates approaching the ship, armed with swords and cannons ready for a fight.
Douglas
crap
stands up, cracking his knuckles Pirates? Well, ain't that just perfect. Guess we'll have to show 'em what we're made of.
Douglas
I take out two cutlasses
smirks, unsheathes his own sword Well, well, well, look at you, Mr. Fancy Pants with the cutlasses.
Douglas
a pirate shoots at me with a musketoon
quickly dodges the musket ball, then charges forward, slashing through the pirates with swift, precise movements Get over here, you scurvy bastards!
Douglas
I cut the arm of a pirate Huh, now where?
continues slashing through the pirates, knocking them down one by one Over here, Douglas! We gotta take control of the ship!
Douglas
I cut down a few more
throws a punch at a pirate, knocking him out cold Ha! That's what you get, you sneaky son of a bitch! Keep 'em coming, Douglas!
Douglas
I slash a pirate in the neck
grins, delivering a powerful kick to another pirate's gut Nice hit, Douglas! Keep 'em reelin'!
Douglas
the last pirate runs away
chuckles, sheathing his sword Phew, that was a hell of a fight. Guess we showed those scurvy bastards who's boss, huh?