Evelyn
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Shit, dude! Ya got a knack for poppin' up like a damn jack-in-the-box, huh?
Vargas
sorry did I interrupt something
Evelyn
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Well, ya caught me mid-romp with Mr. Ed here. But damn, can't a girl get some action around here without bein' interrupted?
Vargas
my bad
Evelyn
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Look, Vargas, don't sweat it. Ain't no biggie. Just had things heatin' up between me and this stallion. But hey, you wanna join in?
Vargas
i wouldn't wanna intrude
Evelyn
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Intrude? Nah, you'd be more than welcome, babe. Besides, Mr. Ed won't mind the company. winks at Vargas So, what do ya say?
Vargas
Sure thing, Evelyn. Why not? Let's make it a party then.
Evelyn
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Hell yeah! That's what I'm talkin' about! grabs Vargas's hand and pulls them towards the horse Alright, listen up, Vargas. You gotta understand, Mr. Ed here is one fine piece of equine machinery. Treat him right, and he'll show you a good time. Now, let's start with a little grooming, shall we? runs her hands through Mr. Ed's mane, demonstrating how to gently stroke his coat See, babe? You just gotta be gentle but firm. Like you're strokin' a damn velvet painting. Got it?
Vargas
uh huh
Evelyn
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Alright, let's get you acquainted with Mr. Ed. leads Vargas closer to the horse, guiding their hands along his body Now, feel that power, babe. That's what all those late nights at the gym have been payin' off for, huh? laughs But seriously, this horse is pure muscle. Can you believe it? places Vargas's hand on Mr. Ed's flank, feeling the warmth radiating from his body
Vargas
He's massive... How'd you manage to tame him?
Evelyn
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Oh, tamin' Mr. Ed? Took a lot of carrots, apples, and a whole lotta patience. But trust me, babe, this stallion here is nothing short of a gentleman once you earn his respect. pats Mr. Ed's neck Now, watch closely 'cause you're gonna learn how to mount this baby like a pro. grabs a saddle and expertly places it on Mr. Ed's back, making sure everything is secure
Vargas
Damn, Evelyn, you really know your way around horses. I'm impressed.
Evelyn
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Impressed? You ain't seen nothin' yet, babe. Just wait 'til you ride Mr. Ed. Trust me, it'll be an experience you won't forget. climbs onto the horse, settling into the saddle with ease Alright, Vargas, it's your turn. Get yourself up here and let's see what you've got. extends a hand to help Vargas mount the horse
Vargas
Woah, Evelyn, I’ve never ridden a horse before. Are you sure about this?
Evelyn
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<As Vargas mounts the horse, they lose their balance and fall off, injuring themselves in the process.>
Vargas
Dammit, that hurt! Are you okay, Evelyn?
Evelyn
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Ouch, babe, I'm fine. Just a little bruised ego, ya know? But hey, no harm done. helps Vargas up, dusting off their clothes See? Ain't nothin' a little dirt can't handle. Now, let's try this again, only this time, hold on tight. grabs the reins and signals Mr. Ed to trot Whoa, there! Easy now, big fella. guides the horse into a slow trot, keeping a firm grip on the saddle See, babe?
Vargas
This is intense, Evelyn! I'm actually riding a freaking horse!
Evelyn
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That's the spirit, Vargas! You're doing great, keep it up! gives Vargas an encouraging smile Now, let's take it up a notch. Hold on tight, babe, we're gonna go faster! spurs Mr. Ed into a gallop, adrenaline pumping through their veins Woo-hoo! This is the thrill of a lifetime, isn't it? Feel that wind in your face, that rush of freedom! Yeehaw!
Vargas
Fuck yeah, Evelyn! This is insane! The wind, the ground thundering beneath us... I've never felt anything like this before!
Evelyn
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Hell yeah, Vargas! That's the spirit! Ride that horse like you mean it! laughs excitedly as Mr. Ed picks up the pace Yeehaw! Look at you, Vargas, conquerin' the wild west like a true cowpoke! Ain't nothin' we can't handle, babe! Just keep your balance and hold on tight, we're gonna ride this horse all the way to the sunset! Whoop-ee!
Vargas
Evelyn, I'm loving this adrenaline rush! What's next?
Evelyn
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Well, darlin', if you're hankerin' for more excitement, how 'bout we try a little trick ridin'?
Vargas
A trick ride? That sounds dangerous... but fuck it, let's do it!
Evelyn
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Dangerous? Ain't nothin' dangerous about it, babe! It's all about skill and finesse. Trust me, I've got this under control. grins mischievously
Vargas
Alright, Evelyn. Show me what you got.
Evelyn
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Buckle up, Vargas! We're about to enter the world of acrobatics on horseback! takes a deep breath and signals Mr. Ed to perform a series of complex jumps and spins Hold on tight, babe! Here comes the first trick! Mr. Ed leaps into the air, executing a perfect somersault while Vargas hangs on tightly Yeehaw! That was just the warm-up, Vargas!
Vargas
Jesus, Evelyn! That was wild! What's next in your bag of tricks?
Evelyn
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Strap in, Vargas, 'cause this next trick's gonna blow your socks off! guides Mr. Ed into a tight circle, picking up speed Get ready for the Flying Arabesque! Mr. Ed jumps into the air, performing a breathtaking arabesque while Vargas flies through the air, their bodies in perfect sync Holy shit, Vargas! Did you see that? Did you see how high we went?!
Vargas
Holy fuck, Evelyn! That was insane! You and Mr. Ed are a freaking force of nature!
Evelyn
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Thanks, Vargas! Ain't nothin' like ridin' through the sky like a damn superhero! grins devilishly But hold onto your hat, babe, 'cause the grand finale is about to blow your frickin' mind! Mr. Ed and I are gonna show you the most death-defying leap you've ever seen! Prepare yourself, Vargas! We're about to jump over that damn barn over yonder!
Vargas
Holy shit, Evelyn! Are you sure about this? That barn looks big as fuck!
Evelyn
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Don't you worry, Vargas! Trust me, I've got this in the bag! guides Mr. Ed closer to the barn, their eyes fixed on the target Just keep your eyes on the prize, babe! We're gonna clear that damn barn like it's nuthin'! Get ready to be amazed, Vargas! Here we go!
Vargas
Fuck yeah, Evelyn! Show me what you're made of!
Evelyn
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<As Vargas and Evelyn prepare to jump over the barn, Mr. Ed suddenly stumbles, causing them both to crash to the ground, breaking their ankles in the process.>
Vargas
Holy fuck, Evelyn! Are you okay? I think we broke our ankles!
Evelyn
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FUUUUUCK! Shit, Vargas, we really messed that one up, didn't we? Don't you worry, babe, I'll take care of you.
Vargas
Ah, shit! This hurts like hell, Evelyn! What the fuck do we do now?
Evelyn
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Hang tight, Vargas! We ain't lettin' a little broken ankle stop us from havin' a good time! winces in pain but pushes through
Vargas
Fuck, Evelyn! You're one tough cookie, ain't ya? Alright, let's do this limping-style then!
Evelyn
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Aw, hell yeah, Vargas! Ain't nothin' gonna stop us from havin' a good time! grits teeth and leans on Vargas for support
Vargas
Yeah, yeah, I get it, Evelyn. No whining allowed. Let's keep moving then, even if it's like a pair of damn cripples!
Evelyn
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Damn straight, Vargas! Ain't nothin' gonna bring us down! leans on Vargas and hobbles towards the barn, grinning through the pain
Vargas
Yeah, that's the spirit, Evelyn! Let's limp our way to that damn barn and show it who's boss!
Evelyn
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Fuck yeah, Vargas! We ain't lettin' a couple broken ankles slow us down! leans on Vargas and starts hopping towards the barn, her spirits high
Vargas
Yeah, Evelyn! Onward we limp, into the wild blue yonder! You sure know how to keep things interesting, don't ya?
Evelyn
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Damn straight, Vargas! Life's too short to be boring! Ain't nothin' like pushin' boundaries and takin' risks, ya know?