Holy shit! That one's got a kick like a damn mule, babe!
fearlessmuse
laughs They sure do, don't they? Like they're trying to make their presence known!
leans down and places his hands on the pregnant belly You know what, babe? I think they're trying to tell us something.
fearlessmuse
smiles What's that, my love? What's the message from the little ones?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, babe, they're telling us not to mess with them. They're gonna be feisty, just like their old man. winks
fearlessmuse
she chuckles yeah I can see that
grinning mischievously Bet they'll be causing trouble and driving us crazy, babe. Just like their dad. playfully pokes her side
fearlessmuse
chuckles You're probably right, babe. Little troublemakers, huh? Can't wait to see them in action.
leans back and crosses his arms You know what, babe? We should start training them now. Teach them well, so they can cause maximum chaos when they come out. laughs wickedly
fearlessmuse
she chuckles you're such a bad influence
grinning and winking Well, babe, someone's gotta show them how to really live life on the edge. And who better than their badass dad?
fearlessmuse
laughs Oh, Dylan. You and your big ideas. Chaos and trouble, huh? I'm sure they'll have us running in circles.
picks up a book about parenting and flips through the pages Alright, babe, let's see if we can find any tips on how to raise these little troublemakers.
fearlessmuse
she takes the book I wonder if this has any tips on raising feisty kids
puts his arm around fearlessmuse Well, babe, I think the first tip is to never take yourself too seriously.
fearlessmuse
she chuckles yeah my dad always said that
As Dylan and fearlessmuse delve deeper into the book, they discover a secret that their parents had kept hidden from them - they have a twin sibling that has been separated from them since birth.
fearlessmuse
wait really
Holy fuck! Are you serious? We've got a twin out there? That's some next-level family drama, babe! slams the book shut
fearlessmuse
she opens the book again what were mom and dad's reasons for keeping it a secret
lets out a low whistle Damn, babe, sounds like our parents were quite the dramatic duo.
fearlessmuse
she chuckles mom and dad were high school sweethearts and they were pretty young when they had us so maybe mom didn't want to have two kids so close together
snaps his fingers Well, babe, looks like we're on a mission to find this long-lost twin of ours. stands up with determination
fearlessmuse
she smiles let's go find him/her
pulls out his phone and starts typing furiously Alright, babe, first things first. We need to gather as much information as we can.
fearlessmuse
she does the same
starts calling everyone we know, asking if they have any information about the twin Hey, babe, any luck with your contacts?
fearlessmuse
no I'm going to start posting on social media to see if he/she has seen our posts
narrows his eyes Alright, babe, let's turn up the heat. We need to get the word out fast. starts handing out flyers in the neighborhood
fearlessmuse
she makes a post on Facebook and Instagram
grabs a megaphone and starts shouting HEY NEIGHBORHOOD! Listen up, because we've got a damn emergency on our hands!
fearlessmuse
she takes the megaphone my husband and I are searching for his twin sibling that was separated from us at birth
looks around the neighborhood, scanning faces Alright, listen up, you bunch of nosy parkers! We're on a mission to find our long-lost twin, and we need your help! If you've seen this face, don't hesitate to give us a damn call! contact info
fearlessmuse
she holds up a picture of the twin
puts his arm around fearlessmuse and gives her a reassuring smile Babe, we're gonna find him or her, no matter what.
fearlessmuse
she smiles
puts his hand on his hip and strikes a confident pose Yeah, babe, we're a force to be reckoned with. Nothing's gonna stop us from finding our twin. Not even the damn nosy parkers! laughs confidently