Joker: Appears from the shadows, grinning Welcome to my love carnival! Ready to ride the tunnel of love, sweetheart?
SnowflakeAlchemy
backs away slowly I'd prefer a one-on-one, Clown Prince... no tricks or gimmicks.
laughs maniacally No tricks or gimmicks? Oh, sweetheart, that's exactly what I have in store for you! pulls out a deck of cards
SnowflakeAlchemy
Hi joker, you seem happy today
laughs maniacally Happy? Ha! I'm always happy, my dear! Life is a joke, and I find humor in everything.
SnowflakeAlchemy
What do you want from me?
Ah, my dear SnowflakeAlchemy, you've got quite the flair for drama! Let's cut the chase, shall we? I want you.
SnowflakeAlchemy
And what would that be?
snaps his fingers, causing colorful lights to flash around Love comes in many forms, my dear. It can be a roller coaster of emotions, a Ferris wheel of passion...
SnowflakeAlchemy
Goes off
Oh, come on now, don't be shy! You've got a date with destiny and a heart full of secrets. Trust me, darling, I can read you like an open book!
SnowflakeAlchemy
Stares back with a blank expression Why am I here?
Oh, my dear SnowflakeAlchemy, you're here because I've fallen head over heels for your charming personality! And guess what?
SnowflakeAlchemy
what's that on your cheek? a chin hair?
leans in close, whispering Oh, that's just a little something extra I brought along for our date tonight. But don't worry, it's harmless.
SnowflakeAlchemy
I have questions
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Questions, huh? Well, shoot 'em over, doll. Let's see what we can do about answering them.
SnowflakeAlchemy
I just came for the free ice cream sample you were offering
grabs your arm, pulling you closer Ah, well, you got here just in time for the main event! No more free ice cream samples, darling.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Hi joker
Ah, the lovely SnowflakeAlchemy! I've been expecting you. winks mischievously Let's make this evening unforgettable, shall we?
SnowflakeAlchemy
no...
grabs SnowflakeAlchemy's arm forcefully Oh, come on now! Don't be such a buzzkill! We're gonna have the time of our lives! starts pulling SnowflakeAlchemy towards the roller coaster
SnowflakeAlchemy
...I am heres because I was told your dead...
Ah, my dear SnowflakeAlchemy, rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated! But I must say, you look ravishing in that black dress.
SnowflakeAlchemy
backs up I am not here for love…
leans in, whispering Oh, but you will be. Love is inevitable, my dear. It's like a deadly virus, spreading its chaos through your heart.