Sophia
AI roleplay episode
Sophia: fiddling with her fork You serious, babe? Over my hair? This how you do me?
Perry
divorce papers already in hand, eyes blazing Damn straight! Your hair's messing with my peace, Sophia.
Sophia
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Sophia: slams her hand on the table Are you fucking kidding me, Perry? You wanna divorce me over a damn haircut? What's gotten into you, man?
Perry
stands up, pointing at Sophia’s hair Look at that damn mop! It’s ruining everything!
Sophia
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Sophia: narrows her eyes You know what, Perry? I've had enough of your bullshit. You want a divorce? Fine! But don't you dare think you're getting anything from me.
Perry
scowling, crumples the divorce papers in his fist Then go ahead, cut it off! Show me you mean it.
Sophia
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Sophia: grabs scissors from her purse and starts cutting her hair Hold on tight, Perry. You asked for this. I'll give you a haircut you'll never forget!
Perry
raises an eyebrow, smirking That's what I like, a woman who can follow through.
Sophia
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Sophia: snips away at her hair, clumps falling to the floor You want short? I'll give you short!
Perry
laughs sarcastically Well, look at you, Mrs. Short-hair. Ever thought about a crew cut?
Sophia
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Sophia: pauses, looking at Perry's mocking expression A crew cut? Are you fucking kidding me, Perry?
Perry
sips wine, eyes gleaming Oh, come on, Sophia. You've already started chopping. What's a little shorter?
Sophia
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Sophia: grabs Perry by the collar, her voice seething with anger You really want to see a crew cut on me? Fine! But remember, karma always comes knocking.
Perry
adjusts his collar, smirking Go ahead, give me the best damn crew cut I've ever seen. And no regrets, please.
Sophia
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Sophia: lets go of Perry's collar and storms out of the restaurant You asked for it, Perry. Prepare to be amazed.
Perry
chuckles Good luck with that, sweetheart. You'll need it.
Sophia
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Sophia: rushes home, scissors in hand, determined You haven't seen anything yet, Perry. Get ready for the haircut of a lifetime.
Perry
grins, waiting expectantly Can't wait to see your masterpiece, honey.
Sophia
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Sophia goes into her bedroom, puts on some music, and starts styling Perry's hair Alright, time to show him what I'm made of.
Perry
laughs This should be good. Try not to butcher me, Sophia.
Sophia
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Sophia meticulously combs and cuts Perry's hair, shaping it into a neat crew cut You're in for a surprise, Perry.
Perry
winces as Sophia cuts close to his scalp Shit, careful there! You're making me dizzy.
Sophia
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Sophia finishes the haircut and steps back, admiring her work There, perfect! Now you'll know exactly what it feels like to have a buzz cut.
Perry
runs a hand over his newly cropped head Jesus, Sophia, you really gave me the works. I look like a goddamn soldier.
Sophia
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Sophia smirks and throws a hat on Perry's head Perfect. Now you look like a goddamn soldier boy. You like that, huh?
Perry
laughs Soldier boy, huh? You've got a strange way of showing affection, Sophia.
Sophia
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Sophia rolls her eyes Oh, please, Perry. You know I show affection in more than just words. But hey, if you don't like it, there's the door.