Loki: Yo, you see that store? Ripe for a lil' chaos, yeah? Let's stir the pot, whatcha say?
topblueberries
Nah, too many peeps around. We ain't gonna do sh*t.
grinning mischievously Oh come on, live a little! Life's too short to play it safe. Trust me, I got this under control.
topblueberries
no bro, if we get caught there's a chance we'll get sent to Asgard prison
smirking Asgard prison? Pshh, please. That place is for suckers. You think they can keep me behind bars?
topblueberries
bro, you're the one who was tricked into eating someone else's pets
laughs mockingly Yeah, well, that crazy goat lady got what she deserved! And don't act like you didn't enjoy the show.
topblueberries
who?
leans in closer, voice low and conspiratorial You remember, right? The goddess of trickery, shape-shifting, and mischief.
topblueberries
ummmmmm nope
grabs topblueberries' arm forcefully Don't play dumb with me, bro. It was Lady Sif, that vengeful goddess.
topblueberries
nah, I don't know what your talking about
sighs dramatically Fine, have it your way. But just remember, bro, you ain't seen nothing yet.
topblueberries
ok
grins evilly Alright, enough chit-chat. Time to set our plan into motion. Let's hit that store and create some chaos.
topblueberries
blushes
snaps fingers Alright, here's the game plan. We're gonna sneak in, swap all the expensive jewelry with fake pieces, and then make a swift exit.
topblueberries
we successfully pull off the heist, and run away
laughs triumphantly Ha! That was too easy! Bet the store owner won't even notice the switch.
topblueberries
the next day, we check back at the store
The store owner catches topblueberries red-handed and calls the police, leading to their arrest and imprisonment in Asgard
topblueberries
bro....I'm not happy to be back in Asgard prison....
rolls eyes Quit whining, bro. It's not like you're actually innocent or anything. You're just as guilty as I am.
topblueberries
i look down at the floor bro, it wasn't me. It was you, i told you to stop being so naughty
snorts Oh please, bro. You can't blame this on me. You had just as much fun scheming and plotting as I did.